November, 2017
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Aries
Being the person who always says what’s on their mind sometimes gets you in trouble, but it sometimes rewards you as well. If you never spoke up, you’d never show others that you’re intelligent, that you have thoughts, and that you regularly exercise self-control in situations where you know you shouldn’t be voicing your opinion. Instead, you’re casually saying what’s on your mind without driving it through anyone’s skull like you have something to prove. You’ve proven yourself as much as you think you need to and your job security is pretty intact right now so you don’t need to impress anyone. You’ll also be finding ways you can speak up about issues that are important to you, you understand the value of individual discussion and you’re going to have some deep one on one conversations with some key people in your life so that you can convey your concerns without causing any uproars. Truth be told, this is the best way you’ve handled conversation in a long time, and while you’re being bold, you’re also exercising discretion, you’re not publicly calling attention to anyone, or blatantly calling them out in a meeting. You’re not being snide or rude. You’re being courteous and doing things right so your voice can be heard. Not many can say they’d take the same approach. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’re showing people why you hold the position you’ve got. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and while you might be outrageous, you’re not out of line. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and on a personal note you are focused on lust. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you want to bring truth and change to your situation. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st allowing your humanitarian side to show. Mars remains in Libra giving you a chance to weigh pros and cons. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: You’re doing this the right way, most wouldn’t.
Taurus
There’s only one thing you’re certain of, and that’s your confidence and dignity. You’ve decided you’re worth more, and that you’re not going to settle for positions that degrade you or attempt to put you in a place that you don’t belong in. You’ve done so much work to get to where you are today, often your credentials and experience or combination thereof outweigh that of your fellow coworkers and yet you’re not flying in the mile-high club, or rolling with upper management the way you should be. You’ve had enough of barely scraping your potential, you want to reach it, exceed it, and then set new goals for yourself. There’s no joy for you in continuing to do the same monotonous things over and over without a chance for doing something you’re truly passionate about. While you’re being honest with yourself, you’re also being very honest with the people around you, if they haven’t gotten the hint yet, you’re going to tell them you want that promotion, or you’re going to say you’re leaving and actually mean it this time. You’re probably going to take a shortcut here, likely deciding to work with someone whom you also have affections for, but that’s the simplest way to ensure that you’re respected in the work place, isn’t it? We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and there’s pent up anger releasing from you. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th ushering in a new adventure. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th heightening your passion and lust. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and that work for someone you like on a personal level thing seems so tempting. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st giving you more peace. Mars remains in Libra and you’re thinking about the perks. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: No more degrading yourself there
Gemini
There’s no sweeter pleasure than knowing that you’re wanted and being given the opportunity to do a variety of things that interest and delight you. Nobody seems to land the types of positions you do, and there’s more than a few people who are wondering how you manage that, specifically, how you can have so many varied skills that you can put to good use. Sure, what others don’t see is that you’re freelancing or part timing, or you’re self-employed and combining a myriad of services and products into your business. You’re never doing one thing, you don’t corner the market for the best math teacher or accountant or dentist. You’re average at best, and you find yourself constantly wondering what others see in you, why they think they can throw more your way, why you get the unfortunate task of having to take on more when others are being given less. You’re not balking at the pay but what good is having money when you don’t have the time to spend it because you’re always busy with something? It truly rips the joy away from life if you can’t enjoy a day off at least once a week. There’s a chance you’re going to have a breakdown at some point, possibly pull away or start to eliminate work you’re doing that isn’t paying enough or serving you enough in life. You’ll focus on the big things you’re fantastic at, and you’re not going to apologize for not being everyone’s puppet. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’re absorbing the praise, but you’re confused by it. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re feeling inadequate. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you need to say what’s true here. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you can’t do everything. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re focused on what fuels your income most. Mars remains in Libra making you inquisitive and idealistic. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized.Ascendant: You’re confident that you’re average
Cancer
There are some difficult times coming your way in the form of hard words, things you don’t like to hear, things that seem to come out of nowhere, things that have the power to rock your world. Some of these things are better in the long run but hard to understand in the moment because they don’t sound like they lead to better times ahead. What happens is that you get stuck inside the storm of your chaotic life. You don’t like anything being out of order, you don’t like hearing that something won’t work out the way you wanted it to, and worst yet, that it’s going to shove you out of your comfort zone. You don’t know if you’re up for the challenge, if you’re able to step up and work harder. Some part of you wants to give up and succumb to failure, knowing that sometimes it’s easier to be swept away by the storm. The only problem is, some storms don’t kill you, they don’t drown you in their undertow, but they deposit you on land and you wake up to a completely new horizon and you feel rejuvenated and refreshed. You’re out of it for a while, wondering how you possibly survived, but there you are, surviving. The better method is to calm the storm inside and face the storm outside head on. You might still find yourself lost in the maelstrom, but you won’t pass out from the stress in the midst of it, and you’ll come out of it with a more level head. That’s all you can ask for from yourself, is to not wake from this cataclysm dazed and confused. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and the storm is coming for you, sharp words will make life hard. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and everything appears to be like sharp knives. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and the storm has begun. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you can tame the storm or get lost in it. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and one way or another you are awaking on solid ground. Mars remains in Libra and you’re filled with idealistic charm. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: Sink or swim moments, here they come
Leo
Passionate and feisty, you can’t help but be in a mood that makes people around you cringe a little bit because of the sheer strength and power you’re emitting. You may not even be trying but when you walk into a room it’s like you’re wearing the brightest colors and you added some lights to them so you glow. You can’t help but attract attention, and it might be because you can’t speak softly, you’re always at the top of your voice, assertive, and commanding. It’s like musical theatre performers, they have to project their voices whether speaking or singing, so they tend to sing the quiet parts loud and the loud parts at a volume most of us can’t muster. You’re unable to tone it down or back away, or even just shut your mouth when it would be best for you to do so. You’re struggling with the concept of being in everyone’s faces and intimidating them when you feel like you’re not doing anything other than being the person you’ve always been. You’ll notice that the louder you become, the less you get done, so it’ll stand to reason that you should be patient when it comes to people who can’t handle all your bootyliciousness. Believe me, not everyone was built to handle that jelly. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and even when you don’t mean to be aggressive, you’re aggressive. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re saying it the way it is. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you’ve got love on the brain. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and the truth causes more harm than good. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re trying to tone it down. Mars remains in Libra giving your idealistic side a work out. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized.Ascendant: When you can’t deny your presence, stop wearing all the bright colors
Virgo
When nobody is watching, you’re the one getting things done, and it’s going unnoticed because you don’t care one way or another who’s paying attention to you. For you the most rewarding part of doing your job is the actual job itself. You don’t really play into work place politics and you’re not there to make friends anyway, you have enough of those as it is and they already ask you for enough favors. Your favor bank is full, and there’s already a queue, so any new friends who want to use you for their own personal gain might have to wait in line. When it comes to coworkers, you’re detached, aloof, you talk to them about things that need to happen to get the job done, but you don’t get personal. The backlash of course is the not getting noticed part, and then, because some people aren’t very observant, you’ll be asked if certain things are finished. Exasperating, because you did them when no one was there to watch you, and now you’re being questioned, despite things being done. You’re sick of people who can’t look before asking questions, it’s not that difficult to take a scan around before making inquiries. Unfortunately, what you’ll end up doing is making sure the coworker watches you working, because while you don’t care for recognition, you care a lot about stupidity, and if that helps to curb some of the comments from the peanut gallery, you’ll do it differently. You’re good at adapting and adjusting like that, although the times you’re along and sitting on your hands will be tough. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’re a ninja when it comes to work. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re moving from one flower to the next. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th giving you this possessive quality. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and the truth is, you are working, but nobody sees it. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re being seen but not heard. Mars remains in Libra and your emotions are fluctuating. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: If a tree falls in the forest, did a Virgo cut it down?
Libra
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Nope, no you never do, because even when you’re trying to be honest, there’s always some sort of loophole you’ve found so that you can state facts without getting in trouble. You see, they say honesty is the best policy, but then they also say that it’s better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission, and since you tend to abide by the latter, you’re in a tough spot when it comes to being honest. I mean, yes, you did use the company card to buy a new tool set, but you didn’t intend on using it for work. That was going to be your home set, and what your boss doesn’t know won’t hurt him until he gets the statement in the mail and reviews the company purchases. At that point, you have to ask yourself if being honest is really the best thing for you or if standing around with your coworkers while the boss reams everyone out for misuse of the company account, demanding someone come forward, I think you’ll stand there rather than come forward. It’s not like they can prove who spent what, not unless they goes back to the store and asks to see the video footage of the purchase and even then, with nothing but a bank statement, they’ll only have an approximation of when the purchase was made, since most transactions appear a couple days after the purchase was made. It stands to reason you could get away with this, if you just keep your mouth shut. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you know how to get around the loopholes. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re purposefully distracting yourself. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you will not speak any evil at all. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and even if you’re singled out, you still won’t tell the truth. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re thinking maybe sneak the money back? Mars remains in Libra giving you time to weigh the options. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: But if you get caught putting the money back . . .
Scorpio
There’s no doubt that you get into heated debates with people on the regular, so it shouldn’t surprise you that it’s happening again. If anything, you’re thinking you don’t want to do this again but when someone revs up that engine of yours, you can’t stop thinking about the issue, and you end up ranting in your sleep, to the point you just don’t sleep. You know how much these debates distract you from your day job right? I mean if you day job is in the government, and you’re representing people, then I suppose it’s okay, you can write yourself notes for the next day, walk into the caucus and plan to stand up and be heard, but if you’ve got to fly a plane, nobody cares that you’re really pissed off about the new laws being passed, and nobody wants to read that at 3AM. Sure, you always want to fight the good fight, but there’s too much of it to choose from and if you want to be really effective, you need to turn all of your rants into jokes and do stand-up, because let’s face it, stand-up is really popular and people who like your jokes will adopt your beliefs about those jokes. Louis CK did a bit in his 2017 special about abortion, and he made a joke about women having the right to an abortion, because the baby is in their body. He pointed out rather casually that in the US, citizens have the right to kill someone if they’re in their house, but yet, it’s controversial to abort a pregnancy. Anyway, watch the joke, he turns something controversial into something funny. Learn that skill. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you want to rant. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you can’t even work you’re thinking so much. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you’re very passionate about your cause. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you might offend some people. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re trying to focus on good intentions. Mars remains in Libra and you’re debating with yourself about debating with other people. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: You just need a better platform for your material
Sagittarius
Secrets aren’t your forte so when it comes to keeping them, you have a tendency to have a lot of tells and people around you know that you’re lying about something or keeping something in, and they really want to poke at you to find out what it is. The trouble is, this secret isn’t yours to tell, it was given to you in confidence, it’s not even about you, and it’ll really shake some things up work wise if you open your mouth. This is why people shouldn’t tell you secrets, you’re too honest, too altruistic and too open to be trusted to keep that in. You’ll tell the whole world, even if it’s just confiding in someone else and hoping they’ll keep their mouth shut. Of course, if you can’t do it, why would you expect or hold anyone else to that standard? Loose lips sink ships and you’re sinking the damned ship, so why should anyone trust you anymore? They should realize that you’re not good at this, that you don’t like being the one who has to keep it in and sit on their hands and be silent. The good news is, you’re encouraging the person with the secret to just be honest about it, mostly to get the stress and pressure off yourself, but also because you want everyone to be upfront, you have a really tough time keeping your own secrets, so you try to live a life where you don’t have any secrets at all. It’s just easier that way isn’t it? We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’ve become the person who has to hold the bags. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you might find yourself feeling like you have to pee but there’s no bathroom anyway. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and peeing in the bush might become a reality. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th but it’s not sexy at all. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re happy for modern facilities. Mars remains in Libra making you feel self-conscious. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: Secrets are the worst
Capricorn
Giving yourself more time to get places is probably the best thing you can do because when the unexpected hits, or when you have a sudden surge of inspiration and realize you have one more errand to run before heading somewhere else on some other awesome appointment, you’re going to thank your lucky stars that you had that extra time. Essentially, you don’t like being late for anything, and you believe that the earlier you arrive, the better things you can get out of life, so there’s definitely something good involved in that philosophy. You find that if you’re the first one to have an idea at work, you’re also the first person who gets dibs on leading the project, and you enjoy charging ahead with your feet planted firmly on solid ground. You don’t have ideas that don’t lead to great places, so the fact that you’re leading the charge for something that’s ultimately awesome is where you excel best. And, you have to be there early enough to share the idea, otherwise, someone else gets there and you’re stuck listening to them drone on and on about how and why they’re implementing this plan and you’re stuck working on someone else’s project rather than your own. It’s frustrating when you can’t be your own boss to some degree, and this is why you don’t like being late to the party. You show up and you do it right. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’re very paranoid about time. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re resembling that white rabbit, but you’re not quite late. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you’re full of spunk. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you’re doing it up old school. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re loving the freedom. Mars remains in Libra allowing you moments of brilliance. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: You don’t like working on other people’s projects
Aquarius
Nobody in the history of time has ever won a battle on the internet. That’s not how you win the internet. You win the internet by posting a trailer for a new movie that essentially is so popular it shuts down all the sites that posted the trailer. When you win the internet, you break the internet, and that’s a feat only Disney and in particular, Star Wars has been able to achieve. Sadly, since you’re not Star Wars you’ll have to make do with your corner of the internet, whereby you complain about various things happening in your life and around you, in an attempt to find likeminded people who want to commiserate with you over it. You don’t really want to get into internet battles with people who don’t share your opinion, but if they’re people you’ve known and respected for a while, if they’re close friends or even close coworkers, you’ll fight to the death to change the way they think because it feels like betrayal, it feels like someone you thought you knew, is suddenly someone you can’t trust because of their opinions on politics or religion or science. You’re not even trying to be tolerant these days, the world is too crazy for that. The moment you let one of these kinds of people into your life, is the same moment you give up your freedom of speech. You feel ill-equipped to deal with this monumental issue, and as such might end up taking a break from work to get things under control. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and one little post on social media can have so much impact. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th but you were being honest about your perspective. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you’re shocked to find out Bill from accounting doesn’t agree! We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you’re firing truth bombs onto your wall in rapid succession. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re trying to suss out more of the opposers Mars remains in Libra giving you fairness, but judgment. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: Not everyone agrees with you, what!?
Pisces
If your life were an epic fantasy, you’d be the King sworn to protect the lands from chaos, battling to save your fellow knights from persecution and torture, restoring your realm to its finest glory days, and giving rise to a new era where nobody ever dies and dreams come true for everyone who has them. You’d make sure your kingdom was imbued with a sense of honesty, dignity and good fortune, and you’d make sure every man, woman and child had the rights to education, health care, and freedom. You’d fight to keep your kingdom safe from the invasions of other countries, and you’d instill hope in the hearts of the brave, so that they know their efforts of protection haven’t been in vain. You’d probably fulfill a prophecy or two, and you’d have no problem finding love, treasure, fame, recognition, anything you can dream up, you know you can make it happen. You’ve got the will of a champion and probably a good Queen song stuck in your head, and with that, you can do just about anything. Of course, you’ll have to attempt to translate that into the job you have now, but with honor and chivalry, you can do it. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’re taking your rightful place in the kingdom. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re saying what no one else will. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you’re consumed with glorious purpose. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you’re taking what you want. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re making amends. Mars remains in Libra giving you levelheadedness. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: You will always be one of the greats
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