September, 2017
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Aries
Think about the toughest video game you've ever played. Do you remember it? What level was it? What was it that was so difficult? You went up against the villain but you couldn't beat him? You tried to increase your strength and go into that room again, but once the music began playing you just lost it, and felt like you'd lose because the music was scary. Maybe you couldn't find something and because you couldn't get the key you couldn't open the doors to the next level. I'm sure after a while the idea of going into that room and hearing the music was too much so you gave up and stopped playing, or trying to find the key was too hard, so you just put the controller down. You're having one of those times where everything is shifting and becoming more regulated, you see it happening in slow successions, more and more control is being injected into your workplace, the freedom to be abstract and creative is leaving, and the need to be systematic and responsible is coming into play. You know that loophole thing you found at work that nobody really knows about, but is a secret perk for you? Based on these changes that secret perk is going to go away and you're going to be forced to step in line with everyone else. Currently, that feels a bit like entering that room with the villain and hearing the scary music. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and this is just a lot of topsy turvy, unpredictable, anything can happen kind of energy. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th showing you that change is about to happen. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo and all your perks are going away. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd bringing in some comic relief and cleverness. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th and you're weighing out the options. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you that who you know is important. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: I think it was the scary music that made us all fail that level so many times
Taurus
All of the jumping through hoops like you're in the circus is about to end, because you're not the type who enjoys being given a tight schedule and a routine that doesn't work for you, and being told to defy things like gravity and walk through fire. You liked the challenges of it, but you're more interested in finding something that resonates more clearly with you, something that gives you the freedom to express your creativity while you also do some death defying stunts that make people ooh and ahh at you. I think it's this whole concept of doing your best work for someone else's benefit. You need something where you're the one benefitting from the outcomes here, and the idea of going to another city so your boss can make an easy few grand while you slave away making whatever piddly salary he offered you isn't going to fly anymore. You're waking up to the ways in which you are being given the short end of the stick and you're seeing that because you're the star of the show you can be a prima donna and you can walk away and hopefully that turns the tables enough to have your boss begging you to stay. And even if the boss doesn't beg, maybe going is a better option anyway. Maybe there's something else out there for you that's going to give you more peace of mind and respect and money. I mean, how ridiculous would it be for you to be getting a 10% cut every time you went to a new city and your boss made a few thousand? They make a few thousand you make a few hundred on top of your regular salary because you're the one busting your butt for this. Seems fair, right? Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and you're upset with being the monkey. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and it is negotiation time. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo giving you this new lease on what you're worth and how to convey that to others. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and you're trying to find a positive balance. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th giving you time to weigh the options. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you to phone a friend for advice. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: No sense in selling yourself short
Gemini
Sometimes it's great being able to do what you want and feeling very carefree and as though there are no obstacles in your path and you can live this vicariously intricate lifestyle where you don't know what might happen one minute to the next. That's often fine for a few months until you begin to feel like that astronaut who put on the suit and went to work outside and is literally only connected to the space station by a tube, and if something goes wrong, they could float off into space forever. You're craving substance, structure, a place to call home, a place to call work that doesn't feel like you're eeking out a meager existence and doing nothing related to your soul purpose. However, even if you're not hitting that potential, having something to do is better than sitting around doing nothing, and you're appreciative of the work people need you do, all the while attempting to think about the work you'd want to be doing if you had the proverbial choice to do that work. And that has you feeling like you need to be more proactive and go out there and look for opportunities because the worst thing about life is that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so the more you don't do the work, the more you don't reap the rewards. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and you don't want to feel like you're floating away anymore. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and you like having a set routine for a change. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo giving you some much needed perspective and the motivation to get things in order. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and you're trying to find something better. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th and you want the best of the best. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you to ask who you know. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: You don't need to be floating off in space anymore
Cancer
You usually like it when someone shows their bravado and starts to organize and put things in order and makes life look all pretty but right now it's feeling like a kick in the face, like you were crafting with some blocks and you had them all over the place, and you were making patterns and you hadn't had a chance to glue them all together yet because you weren't sure if the design was something you were satisfied with, and heck, when you get into crafting it's like boom, mess everywhere, and then that person with all the bravado comes along with a vacuum and they're cleaning it all up on you, and essentially ruining this design and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? It's a controlled mess, you never have an out of control, been sitting there for weeks, kind of mess, all your messes you know about, all of them you're 100% aware of, and all of them you're willing to clean up when the time is right. You don't want someone coming into your work space and destroying your creative spirit by vacuuming up all your hard work! That's just rude! So, while you don't mind someone instilling structure and a sense of balance, and giving you more support, maybe they could come into your work space with words instead of vacuums, and maybe they should instruct you to clean up the mess, so that you have time to glue things together that are NOT actually a mess, but just appear that way to the untrained, non-creative, stormtrooper eye. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and whoa whoa whoa, taking control isn't the same as being supportive. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and you realize change needs to come but not like this. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo and you just wanted to keep your creative projects. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and you're hoping for some balance. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th and you're going to procrastinate. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you to respect the stormtrooper. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: But they didn't need to come in with a vacuum
Leo
You know what it feels like when you begin to lose control over the people and things in your life that usually defined you and made you who you are? It's like you're on this gradual downward slope and it's so minute that you don't even notice it until it's too late and when you look back you've sunk so low in comparison to others that you can't fathom where you are now. You notice that people aren't respecting you or treating you the way they did before, that they're being somewhat hostile, or ignorant of you and your efforts to be the same leader, motivational speaker, inspiring role model you've always been. But that's because you've sunk so low you can't be those things, and someone else has to take up the torch and ride that pony to victory and you have to sit back and watch them and cheer them on, all the while wondering how you got this place, how control was sapped away from you, and how people gradually thought less and less of who you are, and how your reputation suffered in this way without you realizing what was happening. And what you need to do is go back to the beginning, when you were at the high point and wonder how did this happen? What happened to put you here? How can you rectify the situation and get back to where you used to be? What caused this epic fail of yours and how can you fix it? You know that somewhere in you the light still shines, the awesomeness still exists, and the power, the leadership, the motivation is still there, it's just being overshadowed right now by other things. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and you feel like something is very wrong here. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and you feel like someone pulled the rug out from under you. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo and you're trying to figure out how to be successful in this atmosphere. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and you feel overshadowed, underappreciated. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th and you just want to please others. Jupiter remains in Libra telling you that only other people can help you succeed. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: You don't know what went wrong here
Virgo
Sometimes you don't know just how much power you actually have over people. You think nobody is noticing you, that you just work in the background and there are no eyes on you, that you go underappreciated and underpaid for everything, when yet, people are noticing. The trouble is, when you're in the power seat and you're giving orders, everyone feels like, you don't need to delegate, you usually do it yourself, or if they slack off and don't do it, you'll get it done for them so it's okay if they ignore you. And then, when you're busy working on things without delegating or talking to anyone, everyone is VERY interested in what you're coming up with because all of them know it's going to be fantastic and grand and they're all curious as to what's going on. And then most of them can't believe you did what you did because it just seems so super human in a lot of ways. For instance, two weeks before a major event I organize, my partner realized he hadn't finished his costume. There clearly wasn't enough time, but he went into his warehouse cave, and in less than a week made a Judge Dredd inspired costume out of things that were only available in the 80's when the movie first came out. He called himself Judge Doom, and he made a fake gold badge he carved out of cardboard and spray painted, and when he wore the costume at the con everyone was just blown away that he had the time, creativity, and knowledge to be able to make something so great last minute. Obviously, he's a Virgo, because let's face it, only a Virgo could pull that off. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and you don't like talking to people and telling them what to do. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and you've got some great ideas you want to explore for yourself. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo and nobody quite knows what you're up to. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd but once you present it, damn, it's awesome. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th allowing you to be the perfectionist you are. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you it takes teamwork to get to the top. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: Who needs teamwork when Virgo can be the whole team?
Libra
You know when they decide that it's time to bring in an expert, and you get that fantastic call because you're always the expert being brought in to solve whatever problem people have? You never feel like you're 100% qualified to be the person cleaning up the mess, but more often than not you're the fairest in the land, so you can objectively listen to everyone's claims, see the facts for what they are, and come up with a solution that benefits almost everyone, while not benefiting the people who truly don't deserve to benefit from the situation. It's the best you can do with the facts at hand and you're not about to throw anyone under the bus for no reason, actions equal consequences and the fact you're being brought in obviously merits the need for your opinion so you're going to be as forthright and honest as possible. You know nobody has time for you to mull over these details for too long, people want results, they want your brainstormed creativity, they want your opinion, and regardless of whether or not you think your opinion matters, yours is the opinion that is wanted and therefore you don't have much of a choice in this situation. You'll need to do your best, with the magnifying glasses on and everything, get to the root cause of the situation, and come up with the best plan of action. You know you can do it because you're awesome but hey, you're not about to be arrogant about it. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and things are so tangled up they need to bring you in. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and you'll spend your time looking at the various complications. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo and you're giving your expert opinion. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and you think you've come up with a great solution. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th allowing you to please almost everyone. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you to keep your work and personal life separate. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: Sometimes the expert everyone needs is you
Scorpio
You don't deal with catastrophe the way other people do and that's one of the best things about you. When a catastrophe hits, despite your usual err on the side of negativity disposition you are the first person to look at the positives, the first to say it could have been worse, the first to jump in with the plan that's going to fix things and get it all back on track. You're not going to sit back saying I told you so, and shouting orders to people, you're going to get in there and get your hands dirty because that's what you do best. You want to help ignite people's passion and get them out of the slumps they’re in. You're a go getter, all hands on deck, everyone needs to be pulling their weight kind of person, and if you see someone falling behind you don't stick to the Pirate's Code and leave them behind you get behind them and you start motivating them to get going. You see results when you apply this level of passion to everything you do. You see that even though a catastrophe struck, this gives you reasons to build something new and better in its place. You get reasons to brainstorm, motivate and inspire people to be everything they never thought possible, and you get to see the fruits of your labor being achieved. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and you're going to solve this problem if it's the last thing you do! Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and you're motivating people all over the place to get working. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo showing that new things can mean good things. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and you are on a creative streak. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th allowing you to kick the procrastination. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you that teamwork is where it's at. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: You aren't going to let change get you down
Sagittarius
Do you remember those times in your life where you thought you could sneak out and nobody would catch you? Or you thought you'd just lie to your mom and go meet that cute guy at the mall and she would have no idea what you were doing because parents are so clueless? Yeah, you're learning that everything you do someone is onto you, they seem to sense it when you might pretend to be sick and call in to work, they seem to know when you're getting ready to fake a stomach ache so you can go home early. And it's more than one person noticing these things, and some of it seems really coincidental like you were just going to finish up the last of your paperwork and go see your supervisor and say all the work is done would it be okay to take off an hour early and then some coworker stops by and asks you for help with something and you're like oh crap that might mean you have to stay an hour later, but then the compassionate humanitarian side of you knows you have to do it because that's you. So, you're always hitting that nearly ready to finish work and go out and have fun and then something random happens and you're stuck there doing the grunt work until you can finally be free. You think it's a conspiracy at some points, like this is just too perfect that at exactly the moment you're about to call your boss, your phone rings and it's your boss asking if you can come in early. It's a little disconcerting to say the least. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and you can't get away with anything, not even when you try. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and you're being forced to stay in line. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo and you're given so much extra work you don't want. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and just when you think you can ditch, boom, someone needs you. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th and you do want to make people happy, but not really at the expense of your own happiness. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you people help you succeed. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: Couldn't lie to your mom, can't lie to anyone else either
Capricorn
Full steam ahead! You're the captain of this ship now and you're going to do a much better job than the last captain who nearly got the crew killed on an expedition! I think as long as you don't get the crew cursed because you stole some gold, and as long as your crew doesn't turn into skeletons when the moonlight hits them, you're probably doing a better job than the last captain of the ship, and there's a good chance you'll be a lot more victorious than they were. At the same time, you're also very straight forward, you know your goals, you have a clear vision of what you want, there's no foolery or trickery going on here. If you had that compass that leads to what you want most in the world, it would have you straight on course the entire time, no detours because you know exactly what you want and how you're going to get it, and because of the compass you know which way to go. That's a lot of confidence talking, but you've got that in spades, and despite the doubts some of the crew might have, you're going to tell them where to stuff it because the best leaders never have any doubts about the success they're going to have, they simply know they will be successful and they make things happen that will get them to the land of success. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and now that you're in charge, there's going to be some changes, good ones. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and you're taking charge all over the place. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo but let's face it, your plan works. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and you're charting a course to a great many things. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th and you're showing why you're the best. Jupiter remains in Libra and you appreciate the people on your team. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: You can't do it alone, but you can definitely do it
Aquarius
You know that awful moment when you realize that you have to walk through the forest you rigged with traps, and while you remember where all the traps are, you're still not too happy that you have to go back through that labyrinth at this point? Yeah, you're really wondering how easily you're going to be able to avoid the inevitable, and how stealthy you are at keeping your head down and not getting into any trouble. I mean you set all these traps for yourself to begin with so the trick is not to fall into any of them, because essentially, it'll be your own fault if you do. And let's be clear, these are proverbial, metaphorical traps, things that past you did that future you is like, why do I put up with you anymore? You say things that get you so nearly into trouble, that future you is always stuck trying to dig you out of the hole you dug for yourself. For some people this is really comical and they love watching you put your foot in your mouth time and time again. For others, they wonder how you can be so respected and dignified on the one hand, how you can have such great advice, and how on the other hand you can take none of your own great advice and be a bit of a disaster zone in your own life. Frankly, you marvel at those qualities yourself and sometimes wonder how you can both get yourself into the trouble and how you manage to get yourself out of the trouble. You're this walking paradox of mystery. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and you see all the traps you set, now for you to avoid setting them off. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and so far so good! Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo and you're trying so hard not to have foot in mouth syndrome. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd but you won't slip up and think you're invincible. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th and you're not invincible. Jupiter remains in Libra reminding you not to piss off the wrong people. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: Nobody quite knows how you do it, but they are definitely surprised by it.
Pisces
I think the worst thing about life is that our perception changes over time. When we're young we see everything with this sense of wonder and excitement and then as we get older doubt, self-esteem, rejection, it all plays a part in how we end up viewing the world. So, you're usually very well put together when it comes to business, for you, that was an easy thing to learn while growing up, you learned how to act in business, whether working at a fast food joint or working at a desk job, you learned what was expected of you and how to best be what you needed to be in order to succeed. The trouble is, sometimes you hit these passive aggressive times when nothing you do seems to be quite right, and doubt creeps in, anxiety follows and you wonder if the way you had learned to be a business person, an employable part of a team, is wrong. So, you begin to question all the things you're doing, and you run this very Star Trek-like diagnostic on your personality traits and you wonder if it's you or if it's them, if it's the situation, the circumstances, the Full Moon, something is causing this rift in the space-time continuum and you're going to find out what it is because you just don't feel normal about anything. Be warned, you're going to figure out what it is, and part of you isn't going to like it because it's not something you can simply fix. Mars moves to Virgo on September 5th and we have a Full Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces as the Mercury retrograde ends and something isn't right here, but you don't know what. Mercury moves to Virgo on September 9th and so the search begins. Venus moves to Virgo on September 19th and we have a New Moon in Virgo and while you're not doing anything wrong you don't feel you're doing anything right. The Sun moves to Libra on September 22nd and oh, it's politics and favoritism. Pluto Retrograde ends September 28th, ushering in a truce. Mercury moves to Libra on September 29th and you realize that you can't please everyone. Jupiter remains in Libra and you feel like an outcast. Saturn remains in Sagittarius allowing you to explore new adventures. Uranus and Neptune remain retrograde reminding you that anything can happen, so don’t limit yourself.Ascendant: That favoritism thing is really something you can't do much about
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