November, 2017
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Aries
Your partner might think you’ve got something to hide considering how genuine and sincere you’re being. You’re not usually this reliable, or frank. When you say you’re going to do something there’s always a 40% chance you won’t, or that plans will change last minute, and so it’s always been easier for your partners to rely on you last minute, to make spontaneous plans that can’t fall through because they’re happening in the moment. So, when you want to plan a date a week out, or you want to go on a vacation with your sweetie, the first thing they’re wondering is who else you’re seeing on the side. Okay, for some of you that’s a valid concern, you can’t say you haven’t done that before. For others of you it’s a mystery, maybe a compliment, that you can be so desired, and that you always have a variety of options when it comes to partners. If you can actually pull off a couple of these future plans, you have a shot at changing the way people see you, and think about you. Of course, you also have a chance you could mess this up big time. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you want to make some real plans, change the world. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re sticking to the plan, you’re even early. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you’re consumed by the idea of love. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th which reads like an x rated movie for you, and as long as your partner knows you’re filming, there’s no issues. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you want to watch that B roll all day long. Mars remains in Libra giving you some brilliantly naughty ideas. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: As long as your partner consents to that idea . . .
Taurus
Since when is the old-fashioned way the right way to do things in a relationship anymore? It seems since work tends to encompass most our lives thanks to the modern expenses of the world and the need to have two, sometimes three incomes to afford a house, it simply makes sense for couples to work together, maybe not for every aspect of life, but having a business venture you work on together seems natural, and it’s even profitable. We’re not living in an age where couples will simply complain about finances, growing ever more frustrated with the state of their debts. Most successful and happy couples have some sort of quirky side business they work on together, be that through Etsy, eBay, or other avenue. On top of that, it’s not uncommon to gain employment through friends and family, more common now than ever before. It’s not easy to hire strangers and then hope they’ll stay, so most take to social media, they want to know where they might have a unique leg up for a solid position, and they want to know who’s happy with the place they’re working, so much so that they’ll recommend it to a friend of theirs. So, it’s just smart that you and your partner are looking at ways to spend more time together by working together, and isn’t it sweeter when working together can also help pay off some debts? We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’re exploring this working together idea. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re going to lay it out there, because work you is not love you, and that could cause friction. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th but it could also bring you closer together. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you’ve got an interesting idea that might work. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re excited for the adventure. Mars remains in Libra allowing you balance out the pros and cons. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: Working together is sometimes good for a couple
Gemini
When it rains it pours and it seems that not only does everyone want you to do a job for them, everyone wants you to be in a relationship with them too. You feel stretched thin as it is, exhausted, and like you don’t even have enough time for yourself let alone time to do all this work for friends, coworkers, clients, etc. You just don’t have the time or the energy for a romantic relationship, but you do have the desire for one. The awkward result is that you’re trying to convince someone to be friends with benefits, or a casual or long-distance relationship, when you know perfectly well that you’re only in it for the sexual satisfaction it brings. You’re also flattered and it’s hard to turn down the opportunity for sexual liaisons when it arises because you’re so stressed and in need of human companionship. Needless to say, the way you’re going about this is going to cause you some backlash. You’re either going to hurt someone by cutting them off cold turkey, or you’re going to be told off by someone you begin ignoring all because work is becoming front and center. Let’s be honest, sometimes you’re really good at sex, but not really good at sustaining a relationship. There’s nothing wrong with that, so long as you’re upfront about the fact that you’re going to break their heart. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you have so many suitors, it’s amazing. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re trying to be honest, but they’re too starry-eyed. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you’re going to pursue the sexual liaison. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you’re going to enjoy it immensely. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and then you’re busy with work projects. Mars remains in Libra and you like being chased. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized.Ascendant: If it works for you, it might not be a terrible thing
Cancer
When something isn’t perfect in your relationship, the first instinct you have is to run. You don’t do drama, or complications, you don’t like feeling worry, anxiety or depression when it comes to your relationship. You can’t feel like everything is a mess and stay in a miserable reality where you pine and hope and dream for things that never seem to come true. So, when your partner delivers some bad news to you, no wonder you’re taking some time to yourself, shutting off your phone, drawing yourself a bubble bath, reading a trashy romance novel. Of course, after your withdrawal completely freaks them out and makes them worry you’re about to break it off, you return, and you feel empty, nostalgic, and you want to at least hear the news again before you go making snap decisions. For some of you the news is as bad as it seems and you will end it, because you just can’t deal with certain circumstances. For others of you, it was a huge false alarm and you overreacted and everything is fine, but you’re going to keep a weather eye on the horizon for things to begin sliding into imperfections. You can deal with a few things so long as they’re upfront about it, but if it compounds, you’re out and you know it. Your partner probably realizes that too, this is a get their stuff in order, or just forget this relationship kind of time in your lives. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and it’s bombs away on startling news. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and the blunt version of it sounds awful. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and change will happen. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th but maybe this isn’t as bad as it seems? The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re trying to do the fair thing. Mars remains in Libra but you’re really contemplating your options. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: Once that imperfection hits a critical level, you’re ejecting from this relationship.
Leo
There’s a difference between getting noticed, and getting “noticed” and you know exactly what I mean, because you’re noticing a lot happening and not all of it is the good type of attention you want. Sure, some of it involves sexy people staring at you but even sexy people can make themselves less desirable when they open their mouth, or send you an unsolicited nude pic. The moment that happens you don’t care if they have a six pack, or an hourglass or look banging in a size two, you care that on the inside they have no manners, no respect, and no dignity for themselves. Normally, you’d just block, delete, move on with your day, but that feistiness in you won’t quit, and the rant about decency is about to be unleashed. That’s a Kraken you can get behind, because that monster has a mission, and its mission is to take down anyone who isn’t living by the basic social laws of society. Being you is sometimes so hard, you know how sexy you are, you have that self-confidence that makes other people envious for days, but that doesn’t make it okay for anyone to treat you like you’re better than them, up on a pedestal, or some kind of unicorn. You’re a person too, and being admired is nice, but not when it comes with lewd comments and rude gestures. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you like attention but not that kind. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re going to read the riot act. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and all your love is going into the chase. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th but the difference is that you know how to pursue your love in a respectable manner. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and everyone could learn something from you. Mars remains in Libra and you like this lead by example thing. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: Attention is great, when it’s done right
Virgo
When you don’t want anyone to notice you, you’re very good at being invisible, but when you do want that special person to notice you, you’re not very good at taking off that cloak of invisibility and allowing someone to see deep into your soul. You’re a bit of an enigma, even when you’ve had a long-term partner, you can’t open up about certain topics, and most of the relationship exists in comfortable silences. You’re always saying you’re not much of a conversationalist, that you only know how to talk about certain things, so sometimes you’ll tell the same stories again and again to people, or, you just won’t say anything at all. You don’t like to fill the room with nonsensical chatter, so unless there’s a clear reason you should speak up, you’d rather enjoy the quiet times life has to offer. This is why you don’t mind being single, because you can be dedicated to you work, read books, participate in hobbies, and you don’t need someone by your side to do all of those things all the time. However, you do need someone you can connect with, as being alone all the time isn’t great for your mental health, so when the person you desire doesn’t even notice you, that causes you to speak up in some very awkward and unconventional ways. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’re vying for someone you might not be able to be with. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re a little flighty about love. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you just don’t know what you want. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you’re unsure how you feel about passion. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re trying to grab someone’s attention. Mars remains in Libra and you’re realizing you need to chase. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: You could do it alone, but where’s the fun in that?
Libra
Dating multiple people is like trying to juggle too many swords and hoping you don’t slice yourself open with one. It takes some really good practice, even juggling two swords is hard and you can imagine how long jugglers practiced for with only two swords before moving to three, and then how long they practiced with three and so on and so forth. You’re at that trying to keep details straight in your head, and also, still out there chatting with more people because you haven’t quite found all the flavors you prefer yet. You’re very eclectic in your tastes in partners, so the real conundrum is remembering the smaller details, birthdays, anniversaries, which gifts you gave to which people, who has an Uncle named Tom, and a cat named Tiger, etc. In terms of personality, you tend to get along with such a wide variety of people that you never find yourself struggling with the mannerisms or oddities, or neurotics of the person you’re with, but sometimes you mix those up too. If one of your partners like to walk on the right side of you, but another likes the left side, sometimes you forget and then you’re getting the cringe worthy death stare and the “Why are you being so weird?” question, that you always have to smooth over with some convenient lie. It’s not that you want to be this way, it’s just that one person rarely satiates all of you, from the physical aspect, straight down to the intellectual and emotional aspects. You haven’t found that triple threat that has you connected 100% on all three levels, so you have to sort of piece together the perfect partner by dating multiple people, which is sometimes an impossible feat. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and how you manage your time is essential. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re a butterfly. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you want to have a lot of sex. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and that need for sex is still going on strong. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you feel like you need another partner. Mars remains in Libra reminding you to think about consequences. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized.Ascendant: I think if you’re going to be polyamorous, just be honest about it
Scorpio
Applaud and love your partner for putting up with you because you are about to put them through the wringer with all of the things you have on your mind. You’ve learned that when you have a partner, it’s easier to wake them up at all hours of the night, and ask them what they think of what you’re planning on posting to the interwebs, so that you don’t accidentally offend someone at 4AM. Of course, your partner is exhausted, and they truly don’t want to read this five-paragraph post about the carbon taxes being imposed upon you. You want to know what their opinion is too, so I mean the debate is happening in bed, with your partner, and that’s just unfair to them. You have got to thank your lucky stars that you got a partner that would let you do that, because most people would kick you out the next day. They don’t want drama, there’s a whole host of people on the planet who want to avoid drama, and of course, in your opinion they’re also avoiding and ignoring the bigger issues in the world, but they don’t think there’s anything they can do, and they certainly don’t think that posting on the internet is going to solve any problems. It’s not like the government is actively reading all the posts on Twitter, and making decisions based on the twitter consensus of thousands of their citizens. Nobody is going to change the world through social media, it’s just not something that’s happening yet. Wait until the government starts using Twitter parties with specified hashtags to conduct focus group type research on how they should run the country – no you’re right that’s completely ridiculous and will never happen so why are you waking up this person you love to have them read over the post you just wrote? Delete it, snuggle, initiate intercourse, do anything but focus on social media. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you have to think you’re lucky to be with the person you’re with. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you can belt it out all night long if you want. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th as long as you have sex at some point. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and the sexy times better keep on coming. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re seeing that snail mail is how to be heard. Mars remains in Libra and you’re drafting up a proper rant. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: You are so lucky to be in the relationship you’re in
Sagittarius
When it comes to how you feel, you can’t be dishonest, not even when you’re trying. That’s why when your friend snags a really hot date, but they say they’re not feeling it, you can’t help but want to live vicariously through them. You couldn’t do the sex without caring about the person even a little bit thing, so you sometimes become a bad influence because you want to have certain experiences but you can’t so you want to hear about a close friend’s experience. Sometimes that’s you though, instead of having the personal first-hand experience, you like the secondary retelling. It’s like sky diving, you’re mildly interested in it, but you don’t want to actually do it yourself, so you’ll just take everyone’s word for it that it was awesome and leave it at that. Same with certain things in the bedroom. Your partner might prefer them but for you it’s more of a curiosity than an actual need, and you’re not all that curious, so you’d let your partner watch others doing that, get a little in the mood and go from there. You really don’t need to experience everything, they say you might regret the things you don’t do, but signing up for a reality TV show? You don’t regret not getting involved in that, having to eat some sort of odd animal body part is something you don’t need to experience, you’re good thanks. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you live vicariously through others where possible. That’s why you have Instagram. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re being very blunt about what you will and will not do. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and not all experiences are sexy. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th certain things just don’t turn you on. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and other things really get you hot and bothered. Mars remains in Libra allowing you to pick and choose your experiences. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: You don’t need to experience everything life has to offer
Capricorn
Excuses don’t fly very high where you live, there aren’t mountains that conceal truths available for them to hide behind, and you spot lies and ambushes and betrayal long before it hits you. In other words, the more excuses happen, the more you feel like there’s nothing worthwhile for you with the person you’re with. If they’re constantly letting you down, making up excuses for why they’re doing that, and subsequently refusing to fix their issues so that they can be better for you, then what’s the point? You can’t keep waiting on someone who isn’t going to be good to you, who isn’t even going to be around you, and who has other priorities that are taking up their precious time. Your time is precious, you have a lot of things you could be doing with your time, but you choose to be with the person you’re with because you like them, you prefer them, and you want to show them that they’re important to you. You don’t know why some partners want to show that you’re the last option, that you’re not really important and that they’ll be with you when it’s convenient for them, you don’t get relationships that work like that. Frankly, you think you’d rather be alone than in a relationship with someone who doesn’t care for you all that much and makes you feel like you’re the least important person on the planet. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and excuses have no business here. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you don’t like the flighty attitude of your partner. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and you’re craving that love and affection. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and sometimes things don’t get passionate. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re wondering if this is even worth it anymore. Mars remains in Libra allowing you to weigh the facts. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: Being single isn’t a bad thing
Aquarius
The most difficult thing is being in that perfect relationship with a person who completes you entirely and makes you feel like you’re okay and all is right with your life. Someone who understands all your weirdness, and who supports you and is compatible and admirable to you. You want someone who can both be there for you and be someone you can admire. Disappointment is one of the major relationship killers for you, you won’t engage in a relationship that has a lot of disappointment in it, because you don’t like being sad, or being alone, or lonely, or wondering what your partner is really feeling. You do take things personally, even when your partner swears it’s not about you, it’s just an issue they’re having. You’ve heard that before, and then, when you call them out on it, you hear all your flaws, all your mistakes, and all the things your partner didn’t like about you before dropping you from their life. You don’t want to go around that merry go round again, you’ve done it all too often, and it’s hard to safeguard against it. So, your plan in the midst of all of this is to make sure your partner is someone you can admire, someone who admires you. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you’re trying to figure out who you admire. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re a bit flighty about your affection. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and this idea of love is all consuming. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you’re trying to balance passion with intelligence. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and you’re throwing caution to the wind. Mars remains in Libra allowing you to choose that spontaneity wisely. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized.Ascendant: Admiration is the key point to every relationship
Pisces
When you have confidence, you have everything, and I mean it, you have everyone who has ever wanted a sexy, dreamy, gorgeous partner, fawning all over you and hoping you’ll give them a dazzling smile or a wink, or even a nod in their direction. They don’t care which it is, as long as you’ll pay some attention to them. Let’s face it, you’re not used to attention like this. You’re used to being somewhat antisocial and awkward, not to mention chaste, meaning you haven’t done the deed yet. Hey, people happen to like the idea of purity, it lends to your character, so if it’s true, that’s something you have going for you, apparently. As for how you’re feeling, you want to ward off this unwanted attention by being uglier or invisible or something, you might start ignoring your hygiene routine to some degree just to make it apparent that you’re not eligible. You sometimes think you’d be better off with a lot of cats, and maybe raising some chickens or ducks. You don’t know if you’re entirely cut out for a relationship full of pressure where your partner puts you on this pedestal and has too many expectations of you, that you crack and you can’t do anything they ask of you. We have a Full Moon moving from Aries to Taurus on November 3rd and you don’t know what’s in the drinking water, but you weren’t this sexy last Tuesday. Mercury moves to Sagittarius on November 5th and you’re getting some very blunt offers. Venus moves to Scorpio on November 7th and even a little bit of begging. We have a New Moon in Scorpio on November 17th and you feel weird about having sex with anyone right now. The Sun moves to Sagittarius on November 21st and possibly your partner is being normal again. Mars remains in Libra and you hope you’re not giving off the wrong vibes. Jupiter remains in Scorpio reminding you to be open to unconventional opportunities. Saturn remains in Sagittarius reminding you that nothing happens overnight. Neptune retrograde ends on November 22nd providing ultimate self-realization. Uranus remains in retrograde reminding you that it’s okay to be disorganized. Ascendant: Sexy is a state of mind, remember that
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