June 19 - 25, 2017
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Aries
You totally know what it’s like to have a three-day hangover, but you generally don’t want to experience it multiple times in life. Your brain is going to be mush, full of insecure thoughts, and procrastinations and the need to push through work even if you feel so awful you might fall asleep and cause more harm than good. You’re going to be feeling very out of it, but essentially, you’re in one of those, “do whatever you want to me, I can’t argue or fight with you” moods, so you’re fairly versatile, even if your brain isn’t all with it. You might end up doing a whole lot of work you didn’t anticipate, but this whole not being able to fight it thing is going to have you doing it and then realizing you shouldn’t have done it and then you’re going to erupt with some strong opinions once the hangover wears off. It’ll be an interesting week of people taking advantage of you and then you biting back with how you feel about being taken advantage of. The only thing you can do to safeguard yourself in the future is to not be hungover, so that you don’t accidentally say yes to things you’d usually say hell no to. So, this is mostly your fault, but damn that weekend was awesome and worth it wasn’t it? The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions about all this work you did that wasn’t actually your responsibility. These work fairies are crafty. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You did this to yourself, are you aware of that?
Taurus
You’ve never had enough passion or pleasure in your life, and not because you didn’t want it, some part of you is very interested in pleasure, the trouble is, you’re so pragmatic and practicality-minded that you often hold off on the rewards until you feel you’ve done enough work in life. So, you’ve had a weekend of epic fun that was just the way you like it, and now you’re trying to settling back into the work flow and you find yourself wanting to ignite that passion all over again - take off, eat snacks that are bad for you, skip the afternoon to go skinny dipping in the river (of course that depends on where you are, NOT the river because it’s gross) or flying a kite through the park. You want to keep the fun alive, keep your energy on this high point and you don’t want to be sucked into a work cave and forced to slave away until your hands are bleeding. That truly doesn’t sound like fun, so while you’re trying to come down from the high you’ve been on, you’ll find that you just don’t want to do a lot, and maybe if you can go into your own little corner and work on a side project, that might be nice. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions and communication issues. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re happy it’s the weekend but you’re ready to work now. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: So indecisive and precocious!
Gemini
You can’t help it, you let love into your brain and now you’re wanting to do nice things for people just because you can, like treating a homeless person out to dinner, or volunteering at the shelters, or rescuing all the stray kitties or becoming a foster parent. You’re going to have so many passionate ideas for how you can help the less fortunate, but you’re forgetting that you’re only doing this to see if you can increase your karma points, not because you’re having the big epiphany and change that needs to come with being a humanitarian. You’re truly only doing this to prove to someone else that you have a heart to begin with, and when that person is satisfied, or when they call you on the bluff, you’ll stop, and realize that you like your house clean and you don’t want a stray puppy making messes all over the place and chewing on shoes and furniture. You’ll go back to the day job and realize that sometimes your sharpness is appreciated, your harsh humor is valued, and the way you do things without letting your emotions get in the way is admirable. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions and the knowledge that you need to do you, instead of impressing people We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and if they like you, they like you, if not, it’s no big deal. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You’re not going to jump through hoops for people, what a silly idea
Cancer
Work or play you can’t seem to decide what you’d rather be doing this week, but it stands to reason that work that is playful and fun in nature is the way to go. Don’t go doing anything that seems boring and methodical because you’ll drive yourself batty and you’ll probably make others around you think you’ve completely lost your marbles. I mean, it’s okay to play with those marbles from time to time but I remember the days when marbles were such a hot commodity, especially the larger ones, and we’d play in the grass, amidst the worms and slugs and part of the fun was being able to win and take other kids’ marbles. I mean you shouldn’t be stealing anyone else’s marbles but I guess if you’re going to do that, it’s not uncommon, but you should try to be more of a team player than bringing the competition. You might find yourself against some opposition if you try to be competitive, because the thing is, even when you do make a strong case for yourself, you don’t have the power to back yourself up against other more resilient debaters. You’d rather just pack up your marbles and go play with other people, maybe people who play the game by the rules and who don’t argue over the winnings, and who don’t debate every single rule deciding if it’s legal or not. You don’t really need that kind of thing mucking up your thoughts. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions and the inability to win a debate if you tried. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’d rather get along with people than argue with them. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You can’t believe how touchy some people can be when it comes to their marbles
Leo
When you feel you’re doing the right thing sometimes you go a little overboard and do too much and then that becomes a bad thing. Whether you’re an altruist or a narcissist, being on either side of the extreme is a terrible thing in life, and you need to find that happy balance between doing all the work and letting the team handle some of the tasks. Essentially, you need to put trust into good people and let them also show you what a superstar they are while never losing your own superstar quality. It’s more about empowering and motivating people to succeed rather than taking on all the work yourself. I mean, even though you can do it, there’s honestly no point if you’re going to get stressed out and bitter about it later. Be sure to talk to others about their ability to pull their weight too, and then everyone is going to benefit in the end. Be prepared for some people on your team to want you to do all the work while they sit back and watch, and be prepared for people to whine and complain about their strengths and weaknesses. The best thing you can do is remind them about how awesome you think they are, and tell them they can do it no matter what. You’ll get some of the best things out of people when you’re pumping them up and helping them to achieve things they never thought they were capable of. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions and people only wanting to do what they feel they’re the best at. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re going to get some teary-eyed people in your corner, because what you say is so relevant. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You’re going to do that inspirational speech thing
Virgo
You know you went overboard with the planning, and that you have a day job you need to pay attention to as well. You also know that you were too hasty with the plans, you didn’t think them through and that fortunately it’s not too late to back out of most of what you did. You do need to go back to the drawing board and rethink things because you didn’t foresee the epic issue but you’re seeing it now and you’re thinking there has to be a way to work around this. First step, get a lot more interested in the day-to-day job that pays the bills, that will help tame the little kid in a candy store feeling you have galloping through your chest. Once you’ve mellowed yourself out with some very boring tasks that are absolutely a drain on you, then you can rethink the idea. Rome wasn’t built in a day and whatever it is you’re trying to build will also take time and patience and probably a lot more than the savings you had in the bank. So, it’s time to refocus, think a little more on the ultimate goals, maybe work your way there slowly, and don’t worry about anything along the way. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it so it’s time to slow down. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury, bringing some strong opinions and some very tedious work tasks that will make you realize you were biting off more than you can chew. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re going to rethink it all, apologize, and come up with some smaller plans. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You don’t like toning it down but sometimes it’s necessary
Libra
After the deliberation, you’ve decided that life isn’t fun unless you take the road less traveled, and allow this opportunity - whatever it is - to be part of your life until you have to let it go and move onto something else. You’re excited about it but you’re trying to contain yourself because you’ve found that if you’re the one giving them what they want, you can often get more money if you’re poker face about it. So, you need to think about what’s good for you in this situation and how you can make the most of the opportunity you’re being given and make it as sweet a deal as possible. There were a few points brought up by your friends and family and you need to ask a few more questions, be prudent and thorough about this before you jump in and take the cake. You might find that some of the answers aren’t things you like and you’re going to put on that negotiator cap so that you don’t end up letting those things get the best of you in the long run. There’s no issue with working a great job, but one that destroys you is no good. So eyes wide open, make sure you have your talking points handy, never forget your self-worth and you’ll make it through this opportunity without losing your mind. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions and level headedness on your part. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re not letting yourself get the raw end of this deal ever. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You’re not going to let these people walk all over you
Scorpio
The last thing you needed was people pushing your buttons with the hopes that they can make you explode. You’re already volcanic enough you didn’t need people to accent your passions even more than you have already on your own. You didn’t need them to push you past the breaking point, and you certainly didn’t need to become the reactive thing you’ve become simply because you’ve lost all self-control. So, you can expect to be brimming with excitement, anxiety, passion, anger, resentment, because you just can’t believe the atrocities happening around you, some of them more micro, as in, why does the same person keep messing up the same thing time and time again? Why can’t they just do their job right? But also, macro things like why governments can’t just get it together already and why racism is making a comeback and why nobody is safe anymore. You would love to be able to create safe spaces for people and in fact you spend a good deal of time making them for yourself and people you love, but you want to just tell the whole world to cut it out already, to employ a little more love and let go of the hate. The trouble is you’re angry, you’re feeling aggressive and you want to roughshod everyone who is hating upon other people, which doesn’t work. You can’t really fight hate with hate, or with anger or with the same type of oppression people are already used to facing. You can’t just tell people to suppress what they think or feel, it’s all got to come out into the open before a solution can be found. You just need to worry about yourself, and share your opinion and keep your emotions in check. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions and a world full of anger in you. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re going to try to talk it out before going to your safe haven. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You cannot figure out why people are hating on each other
Sagittarius
You can’t help it, after all that excitement you need to slow down, and let the passion brimming underneath the surface take you to a calm and relaxing oasis. You might book yourself a spa day this week just because you can’t stand the idea of more adversity, opposition, and having to stand up and say this is who I am, listen to me roar! You’d rather have a nice massage, relax in a bubble bath and get some sort of facial thing. I mean you want to stay away from the scarier spa things that happen these days, apparently, machines that send currents through you to make your body think its sleeping and such, as well as electrodes that work your face muscles to give you a face lift. I mean that doesn’t sound like fun for anyone and even though you’re the adventurous type, needing that relaxing spa day probably doesn’t come with being subtly electrocuted. You might have some seriously weird experiences depending on where you go but just stick to the manicures, pedicures, massages, pool and saunas and I think you’ll be fine. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it and you need to slow the heck down and get some R&R. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions in the form of what you’re not okay with. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re choosing the work carefully. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: Oh, if you could just get away from it all for a while . . .
Capricorn
You can’t help it, you feel like you’re moving one step forward and three steps back. All these little setbacks you’re having in life are causing you to doubt yourself in ways you never used to. You’re lashing out when that’s not necessary and you’re making people feel like they can’t talk to you without getting their heads ripped off about something random, possibly not even related to what they came to talk to you about. I mean, I know you have a lot on your mind and usually a lot of things on the go at any given time, but you need to chill a little bit and let whatever it is that’s bothering you go. It’s really affecting the way you do the day to day job, and the way you handle things at home with your partner, and it’s really making it difficult to get anyone on your side. Maybe that’s not even the point though, maybe you don’t need people in your corner, and maybe you’re more focused on being a perfectionist. You enjoy mastering skills and then doing the things you’ve mastered in a professional setting. Lately you haven’t had the ability to express yourself in that way, having to do other things you haven’t mastered. As a result you might be feeling bogged down in all of the wanting to do what you’re good at, but only having things you’re not good at creep onto your plate. That’s a tough thing to deal with, but something you’ll have to figure out facing. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re trying to calm down and talk about the things that are bothering you. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You can’t do what you’re good at all the time
Aquarius
You feel like you’re back in the comfort zone, that place you call home, where everybody knows your name, and they don’t abuse it by calling it a thousand times. You feel like you’re ready and able to tackle the world, sell things, negotiate with clients, give people your wisdom and advice about the universe - whatever they want. You’re a wealth of information and knowledge and all they have to do is ask the right questions to get the right answers. You’re not going to pull punches with your words though, meaning you’re way too excited about being there for people, working until you can’t work anymore. Though when you get that excitement in your chest, you sometimes go a little overboard with things, so expect to have the best interests at heart, but to sometimes get a little over animated and then worry that you’re just too much for some people. Hey, that’s actually true, when you get into this mode, sometimes passion become overly opinionated and brings out strong profanity and sharpness that nobody wants to hear. Just tone it down a little bit, remember that Frank Sinatra had a great career and he never swore once. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions and a strong worth ethic. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re saying it with absolutely no filter whatsoever. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: Just worry about how many F bombs you drop, okay?
Pisces
You don’t like walking back into a workplace that has come to a complete standstill, but here you are, and there is everyone else on the team, and nobody is really doing anything other than the usual day-to-day tasks. It seems like that problem has been swept under the rug until they all see you and then it’s like, all eyes are on you. Fortunately, you have an idea about how to get past the road block, which will get things erupting into a flurry of passionate conversation, taking the focus away from all the other things that needed to be done. I mean it’s just such a great week for people to be getting really excited about their jobs. You feel pretty connected to everyone right now and how you feel often doesn’t matter to you as long as everyone else is having a good time and they’re not at each other’s throats. You really can’t stand being in a negative work place, and if that’s the way it’s going to be, if some people are going to come in there with their strong language and foul opinions and muck everything up, you’re going to walk the other way. You don’t have time for that, you don’t even have the patience for that and you certainly don’t have the mettle for it. You’re going to end up punching someone or kicking someone out if they act up. And you pride yourself on being fair and just at all times, so there’s no way you want someone wrecking your reputation. The Moon moves to Taurus on Monday as Venus is quincunx to Jupiter bringing passion but possibly too much of it. The Moon moves to Gemini on Wednesday as Mercury moves to Cancer and the Sun is in conjunction with Mercury bringing some strong opinions and a serious desire for a good whooping. We have a New Moon moving through Gemini to Cancer on Friday and you’re trying to get everything back on track. The Moon moves to Leo on Sunday as Mars squares Jupiter and that aggression will continue.Ascendant: You want the team to act like a team
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