December 11 - 17, 2017
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Aries
Sometimes you falter and that’s when knowing what you’re doing with yourself or where your place in life really is becomes unclear. On the one hand you have so many opportunities at your disposal. You haven’t let go of that ego that you’re actually really good at what you do, but you’re seeing that your unique set of skills can be applied to a variety of different companies and who you bust your ass for has become a rather important thing. If you’re stuck with an emotionless drone of a boss who sucks the life out of everyone around them, you’re not likely to continue doing the best work in the west (or the east, north or south) for them, because there’s no point. It becomes a moot point and it’s completely not worth it anymore. However, when you branch out and look at other companies to offer your skills to you have to be careful in attacking them with that ego. You need to be confident enough to succeed, but not too confident that they think you’re not going to fit into their company vision. Think about that for a moment, what are your core values in life? How do you work best? Once you find a company that resonates with you, you’ll probably never leave them, but it’s getting there that’s the tough part. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: Who you work for is as important as what you do
Taurus
It’s a special kind of something else when you find yourself super confused about what path you should be taking in life and what’s really going to make you feel happy. I think you need to take a more minimalist approach to it. You need to tell yourself that there’s at least six billion other people on the planet who would take over your life and be completely satisfied with it. There are aliens who would gladly occupy your brain, and live your life for you and be perfectly satisfied with it. There’s people who would kill to have the things you have (and we hope they don’t) just so they can be satisfied with their lives. Wake up and look at what you do have, it’s actually pretty freaking awesome, and so what if there’s more you want to do with your life, some people don’t get the luxury you’ve already got, maybe you need to change the way you think and start telling yourself your life is good enough. I know it might be a serious wake up call, but taking that job with the lower paycheck in favor of having more time to do yoga and sleep might be the best thing in the world for you. It might help you build a business based on your hobbies, or it might allow you to find that really special someone who will change everything. Sure, you can do a lot in the world, but you have to choose what matters most to you, and be grateful for the good things the universe has already given you. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: Nothing but you will make you happy
Gemini
So we’ve hit that time where you are going to start doing all of the kicking ass and taking names thing. It’s like you show up in sparkling spandex leggings, some thrown together I-woke-up-like-this hairdo and a shirt that screams “WHAT? Don’t you want to enjoy life as much as I do?” And if that’s not enough it’s also like you’re walking on a cloud, leading a unicorn and thrusting your sword into the air like you’re ready for whatever battle work has you facing this week. The only thing missing is your army of minions but let’s face it, you’re going to treat everyone at work like that army and they’re not even going to question your authority, they’re just going to see you as this magical creature of amazingness and they’re going to be a little confused, but they’re also going to bow down and trust in everything you say. There’s no getting around this, you are so over the top this week it’s probably safe to say CNN might do a story on it, or you might post some crazy video to YouTube that will go viral and honestly being insta-famous for something stupid doesn’t bother you, because you’re all about leaving your mark on the world and having a legacy that others will talk about as though it were a legend or a myth. Needless to say, you’re also hitting every one of your goals, achieving more than you could possibly dream of, and impressing people with a charm that only Rico Suave has been thought to possess. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: That awkward moment you have too much pizazz
Cancer
It’s very clear that it’s no longer your time to shine and that the spotlight has moved to someone else, and you’re going to have to suck it up and play the supporting roles to the best of your ability, or risk being judged unfairly for being the way you are. So you’re carrying around this heavy heart this week because nobody likes being told that they’re too over the top, that they need to do something differently, especially not when you a) feel like you were doing the best work you’ve done in a long time, and you had the greatest ideas and the most motivation in the workplace, and b) when you were being yourself so much it was wisping off you in waves of pure youness. Nobody could match that charm and charisma, I mean they could try but they would be sorely disappointed and now you’re spending your time watching someone else take the cake and eat the entire thing too but it’s not quite as satisfying as the pudgy kid in Matilda who was forced to eat the entire chocolate cake, it’s just making you envious that they can manage so much work without breaking a sweat and you have to work so hard to be invisible because when you don’t, people get offended. You don’t even know what you did to deserve this. The Moon moves to Gemini on Monday and we have a full moon in Gemini on Tuesday so we know that nobody at work cares about you and really wants you to fade into the background. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: It’s not that you want to piss off the world, it’s just that sometimes you’re really good at it
Leo
It’s funny how you don’t see things clearly until it’s a little too late to change course, but that’s where you are right now, and as it turns out this is an awful time to quit your job and research opening a new business, or enrolling in courses, or apply for the job you really want. It’s not that those things aren’t good ideas, or things you should be doing, they’re just things you should be doing in the future, instead of in the present. Sure, you can probably do all the research you want on these topics, but you’re going to see the need to slow everything down so you don’t hit the burn out factor, not to mention the rejection factor. It might take a few months if you want to go back to school, or get a new job, or start a business, it’s not going to happen all in one day, even though yes, the day when it happens will come. So the real struggle is coming because you have to blend your new ideals with your current old life and that’s never an easy thing to do. It’s hard to go to a job that basically doesn’t value or appreciate you and try to do the same thing you’ve always done with that knowledge that it’s not what you really envisioned for your life or yourself. Somehow you have to realize that knowledge is power and knowing what you want or what you don’t want is actually the greatest thing you can achieve. The rest will fall into place when the time is right. The Moon moves to Gemini on Monday and we have a full moon in Gemini on Tuesday so even though you want to flutter off to these new things, you’re going to see how easier said than done that is. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: You’ll always be bleeding gums Murphy to some people
Virgo
The real difficulty isn’t knowing what you want it’s knowing that there’s always going to be a limitation, some kind of catch or blockage that’s going to prevent you from going full steam ahead and getting everything you want out of life. Life is like those awful choose your own adventure stories where you never know if you’re ever going to gain satisfaction from finishing the book, but you want to try nonetheless so you make some rookie mistakes along the way, choose the wrong adventure and decide you don’t like how the story is unfolding, so you go back a choose the other option, and then realize that storyline might be worse, so it’s all of this back and forth, start, stop, and you never get to the end of the book, at some point you get frustrated with the lack of options and put it down because there’s no point in reading something that says “Choose your own adventure” if there’s only eight different adventures to choose from. You want this new experience, but you also know that your options are becoming very limited and that you have to be careful about how you approach the situation you’re in. On the one hand, you need to stay where you are because it’s steady and it makes sense. On the other hand, you do need time to turn the empire of ideas in your head into a reality, and that takes baby steps. Do something small like registering the business name, or writing out your business plan, the more prepared you are now, the better things will be when you launch. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: You’re going to knock this out of the park if it’s the last thing you do
Libra
Without all the stress of people who try to stuff you into little boxes with labels and expectations, you’re feeling a lot freer and open to the possibilities life has to offer you. Of course, you’re doing much better at focusing on work, and the things that pay the bills, which might be the most practical thing you’ve done all month. You’re also thinking about how much disposable income you have and how you want to spend it. It’s kind of a numbers game for you this week, you don’t want to rock the boat in the wrong direction and find yourself in arrears, or in some serious financial trouble because that’s not how you roll, most of the time you live extravagantly, but within your means. You pamper yourself like you are royalty, but you know when you can and can’t treat yourself. You know when it’s time to get down to work and when you can slack off a bit and get away with it. You know you have to be dedicated, pragmatic and on point this week otherwise something is going to be knocked off balance and you’re going to feel like you’re slipping down a landslide. Nobody likes that, and let’s face it, sometimes it’s inevitable, but the more you prepare yourself, the better off you’ll be when tough times hit. There’s a likelihood you’ll make it through like a diva on a raft with a sparkly paddle and the most stylish raft in the neighborhood, but let’s not talk about how you handle catastrophes in style, that’s making everyone else feel like they came to the party in a paper bad. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: You’re all crisis control and prevention
Scorpio
You know what happens when you bottle anything up for a really long time? It becomes like a geyser, the potential energy builds and builds and we all know that for some geysers that energy takes a long time and for others like Old Faithful, it’s like clockwork. You don’t want to see yourself like a clockwork geyser that’s going to go off every 35 – 120 minutes. I mean that’s still quite the window for opportunity, but it’s still regular enough that people can rely on it. You might find yourself feeling like everyone is standing there waiting for you to go off too, like they know something is brewing under the surface because you’re fidgeting and you’re clamping your lips shut and shaking your head and tearing up because even though you want to talk you can’t, you know what’s going to come out is going to really hurt some people and you don’t want to do that. You told yourself you were done with being the negative Nancy at work, that you were going to have positive observations about the world and that you’d deal with your negative approach to life in a more positive way (I know, that right there is a paradox only you can understand) but here you are, everyone is waiting, and if you’re lucky, you’ll be able to tone it down enough that it’s not a full annihilation, but you’re still going to come off as your yourself, possibly not the grizzly bear mauling Leonardo DiCaprio version. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: Phew! You didn’t make a total mess of that one
Sagittarius
As long as you can find a few things you love about life, all the things you dislike about work won’t seem as bad as they usually seem. That being said, if you can’t find anything to love about life, you’re going to have the worst work week in the history of work weeks. You’re going to be all grumpy bah humbug and I swear, if you don’t watch it some ghosts are going to show up and start showing you your past, present and future, or someone is going to be evil and sit you down for the umpteenth showing of “It’s a Wonderful Life” and I can tell you, it’s absolutely wonderful! So maybe work isn’t as bad as you thought it was this week, after all, there’s probably a billion people out there who would kill to have your job, but would probably also be just as stressed out if they had your responsibilities on top of it. Be very careful what you wish for this week, you’re both bound to get it and bound to feel like your fairy godmother doesn’t like you very much. Eat as much of the food as you want to eat by the way, because this is the month whereby nobody cares about waistlines or body types and everyone is entitled to pile on as many calories as possible. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: That’s not going to go on very easily
Capricorn
One of the biggest issues you’re going to come across when expanding your horizons and deciding to do different things with your life is finding balance. You’re going to see this week that you want to do everything and you have too many options and you can’t decide between them. On the one hand yes you need to go to work that seems to be the only consistent thing, but then there’s friends who want to hang out, and volunteer work you could do and Netflix shows you could be watching with your partner, and travel plans you could be looking into, maybe researching the latest polls on the election to see where things are heading so you can make an informed decision, etc. etc. You don’t know where to focus your efforts and because you have so many varied and vast interests, you want to do everything all at once, which is going to make your anxiety climb into the roof if you do. You need to learn how to prioritize and how to make up a schedule so that you actually have some free time to kick around and do nothing because surprisingly enough, having time to do nothing is a beautiful thing and a very important thing. Make sure you haven’t taken on too much, and narrow the list of things you can be interested in but not involved in. Just because you like music doesn’t mean you need to go to every concert, maybe you’ll just listen on Spotify and buy their albums on Itunes, it’s still support, even if it’s not being in the crowd. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: I mean you can sleep when you’re dead, but that’s not ideal
Aquarius
Sometimes you have this strong sense of logic within you that allows you to help other people but doesn’t allow you to help yourself at all. It’s as though if logic says it would be easier to and more effective to take the bus to work, you’d definitely tell other people it would save them time and money to take the bus to their work, but everyday you’d get in your car, drive to work, spending extra money on gas, circle the block a few times to find parking, or you’d cave and pay for the monthly parking spot, and all the while you know there’s an easier, more logical option. It’s not that you’re a hypocrite, it’s that when it comes to you personally, you tend to do the things other people shouldn’t do and some of your advice becomes what not to do. I’m almost certain at some point you’ve said to people, “Don’t try this at home,” because you know what you’re doing isn’t the recommended instructions of life, and you also know it’s something you shouldn’t be doing but this is you and you’re going to do it anyway because you like to test limits and boundaries and sometimes you get curious and you want to know what might happen. Needless to say you never do anything too dangerous, the other sign that shares this trait with you is Aries but they’re the ones jumping off drink machines and trying to land on their feet. You’re more of the social variety, buying liquor without showing your ID, accessing your bank account from a different branch than your home branch, dressing down and seeing if people treat you differently. It’s all about perception and how you can mold that to your advantage or disadvantage. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: If you can mess with some social norm, you will
Pisces
The thing you need to keep in mind is that the more you express yourself, the less you repress yourself. It’s like that song by Madonna about Human Nature, you have to let it out, whoever you are, whoever you want to be, you can’t keep that bottled up. Of course, you should find a way to be satisfied with your life, a way to interact positively with your boss, friends, family, lover, etc. but you should do it in a way that’s intrinsically you. I mean only you can be you, and only you can bring yourself to the table and only you can say the things you’re thinking, and only you can finish the work given to you. At some point you have to stop trying to mirror everything and everyone else. You’ve met people like this, people who say things everyone else has said before, people who spout memes and pop culture references, and repeat the things other people said at work, or even worse, they repeat those cute little acronyms some manager made up at work like SMILE, Service Means I Like Everyone. And hey, some people need to be that way, we can’t all be original, we can’t all be Shakespeare making up new words and adding them to the dictionary, but you, you are definitely not a drone, a lemming, a sheep. You’re someone who has innovative ideas and an attitude about the way things are supposed to get done and you don’t let things slide. You make sure things are being handled properly so that nobody degenerates into corporate script spouting lunatics because let’s face it, if you had to try to survive in that environment, you might do something crazy with your lightsaber. The Moon begins the week in Cancer accenting your emotions. The Moon moves to Leo on Wednesday igniting your passion. The Moon moves to Virgo on Friday and it's a little late to be responsible, but you'll try. Mars moves to Scorpio on Saturday adding quarrels to your relationships. The Moon moves to Libra on Sunday and you're trying to find a balance.Ascendant: Hahahaha Service Means I Like Everyone . . .
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