Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

Sometimes you know what's coming, and you know the difference between right and wrong, but you choose the wrong thing anyway. Some of you will be feeling the effects of an uneventful Valentine's Day but small mistakes in a lake of long-term love can be repaired. For some of you, no mistake you make will ever make your loved ones lose faith in you. For the rest of you, you are either in hibernation mode because you already know this is the worst time of the year to begin something new, and the rest of you are watching flimsy flings fall apart.Forecast: CLOUDY

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

Needless to say sometimes things don't go as planned. You had a beautiful weekend planned and it's become a case of Murphy's Law: anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. And it all completely blows up in your face. Maybe you should try the hibernation thing. For those of you attached, there are lessons to be learned about your partner, and will help you understand them in a deeper way. For those of you in newer relationships or single, you'll be feeling like Chicken Little and will be convinced the sky is falling, that there's a rain cloud over only your head, and that you have zero luck in life this weekend.Forecast: SNOWY

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 21

There's a lot of frustration this weekend because you're passionate, wanting to have long intellectual talks with someone you find fascinating and attractive. You even think you might be falling in love with this person, but it's the worst possible timing for anything to transpire. You don't like holding back, when you feel something you need to express that emotion because you can't keep it to yourself. The good news is, if you're attached and making a deeper connection with your partner, you'll be able to do that next week. If you're single, yeah the moment and the emotions might be fleeting and may pass, but if they do, they were never something real and solid in the first place.Forecast: RAINY

Cancer

Jun 22 - Jul 22

You've decided that book boyfriends and chocolate are far superior to the real deal, and this particular weekend you can't be bothered with the husband thing or the boyfriend thing or amusing co-worker or happy Starbucks guy who always spells your name right on your cup (which means he's totally into you). Instead, you want to spend the weekend escaping into a book so that you don't have to deal with anything husband thing, boyfriend thing, amusing co-worker or happy Starbucks guy wants to do to either celebrate the occasion, completely ignore you, or write some other girl's name right on their cup. You're over all of that potential drama and you'd rather have fictional drama. Forecast: CLOUDY

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22

You're in that in between place, limbo, on the fence, torn, unable to make a decision, like in the lovers card for the Tarot buffs. You've got this choice to make, and you need to figure out what you want because there's only so long you can string people along. Listen to what's in your heart, and trust your instincts. Make the decision that makes you happy, and really be sure that it's what will make you happy, not someone else happy. Sometimes you do things for other people too much, and in the end you suffer for it.Forecast: CLOUDY

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

You're having a weekend of TV marathons and possibly shifts at work nobody else wants, and spending time with family. You're focusing on all the good things in your life and pulling those good things closer to you. Sometimes, you need romantic love, you need that opportunity to express how much you love your partner, and other times you just need to let the people around you know how much you appreciate them being in your life. This weekend is one of those times when you do both, and it's probably because you don't mess around with things, if you could build a house in a weekend you probably would.Forecast: SUNNY

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

You're used to being disappointed in people for not coming through with their promises, but this weekend was a big promise and it feels like you can't let this one go. You're usually not one to believe people either, taking everything with a grain of salt and you feel fooled, stupid and upset. You really wish they had chosen a different time to be unreliable, let you down, hurt you, and prove to you that they're not good enough to be in your life. And really, it doesn't matter if this person was your partner, friend, family member, etc. Any breakup sucks and I'm sorry you have to face this.Forecast: SNOWY

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

You're a grumpy gus to the power of infinity this weekend. Mind you, some of you handle it differently than others. For some it's a contained irritation, like you're short with people but you don't go postal on them. For others of you, it's like a slow burn that gets hotter and hotter until you have no choice but to share your opinion, even if it's heavy handed. For others of you, there's a lot of forget this, can't do this, and pulling your hair out for how stupid people around you have been lately, and how on earth they didn't see this coming. Yeah, that last group is pretty grumpy.Forecast: RAINY

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

It's probably better that you do have plausible deniability because not knowing what's happening behind your back is actually better for you than the truth. It does, however, lull you into a false sense of security and it will of course come back to bite you in the butt when you least expect it, but for the time being you can coast along believing everything is fine until it isn't. Facing hardships is never easy but you're not going to let the small things get to you, because in the grand scheme of things, you'll know where you stand and who believes you're worth it and who doesn't. Forecast: CLOUDY

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

It seems like the sort of weekend you've been left with all the work. You don't mind when the work is what you do in life, but this is more like housework, bookkeeping, filing, and other terribly boring tasks. Some of you are doing it to avoid the situation, and others of you are doing it because everyone else is off having happy, happy fun times and someone has to do it. This isn't the first time something like this has happened and you're hoping that when you're done all the work you can join the happy, happy fun times and possibly add sex. Forecast: RAINY

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

Ahh, the land of forgotten birthdays, or people who don't even care because they're so self-absorbed. You're not impressed with the way some people are treating you, and there's a lot you wish you could say but you can't right now. Like Gemini, you're dealing with a wrong timing situation. Unlike Gemini, the longer you wait the more you have to say and the more you have to say the more upset you become. You may not even be saying something bad, it's the not saying it yet that's bothering you. You'll need to get things off your shoulders as soon as possible or there's going to be some interesting consequences. Forecast: CLOUDY

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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

You'd love nothing more than to continue fantasizing and reliving the fantasies over and over again. Sometimes, you have trouble separating reality from fantasy, and this weekend that has become your greatest strength. Usually you're very solitary, escaping into fantasies of a singular nature. This weekend, however, you have learned it's much more fun when you allow someone else into your fantasy realm and begin teaching him the ways of who you are. Have fun escaping into the sunset with the person worthy enough to be shown this side of you.Forecast: SUNNY