There are too many people in work mode around you. You‘re not a fan of people who are adulting better than you because it makes you feel like the lack of sleep, unmotivated look isn‘t going to win you any favors with anyone. You sincerely hope nobody notices that your business pants are actually yoga pants in disguise (designed to look like business pants in case you were wondering) and that you can skate through the week doing the bare minimum of what‘s required. The beginning of the week starts with such sluggishness you‘re already dreaming of the weekend. By midweek you‘ve upped the ante and are in semi work mode, accomplishing more and feeling a bit less like you were run over by a mac truck, but by the end of the week you‘re grateful for the weekend ahead. You want mimosas and gardening or something that involves less adulting. Ascendant: Everyone is a better adult than you this week

Your stress and energy is running high this week as you plunge into projects in an obsessive compulsive manner. You‘re far more detailed than you usually are, and far more snappy with those around you than they are used to. If you can nitpick something, you‘re doing it this week. The trouble is, this bleeds over from your work life into your home life and that is bound to have repercussions you‘re not prepared to handle. You need to watch how you come off to the people around you this week as you won‘t get a great response from everyone. Earlier in the week you‘re on a tear, but it‘s mostly internalized, you‘re burying yourself in a mountain of work. By mid-week you‘re criticizing everyone around you and as we roll into the weekend you‘re finding out why pointing out everyone else‘s flaws was a bad idea. You‘re going to have some serious blow back on the weekend you weren‘t expecting. Ascendant: Don‘t dish it out if you can‘t take it

Communication is at an all-time high for you this week as you breeze through intelligent conversations with co-workers, bosses, clients, family and friends. You‘re covering all your bases, balancing all your relationships and showing the world why Gemini‘s truly are the Jacks of all Trades. Earlier in the week you‘re setting up all the conversations you want to have over the week and are pretty confident that you‘ll be able to negotiate and get somewhere close to what you want either for yourself or for the people you work for. By midweek you‘re successfully managing these conversations and making progress mostly on the business front. The nice thing is that you have support from the personal front, so your confidence is boosted and you feel empowered to keep climbing the mountain in life. By the end of the week and into the weekend you‘re learning the value of leaving your work baggage at work and leaving your home baggage at home, fluently moving from work mode to personal mode. In other words, you‘re having an awesome week. Ascendant: You know how to balance work and home.

Mayday! Mayday! Alert! Alert! There‘s too much to do and not enough time to do it and you‘re overwhelmed, stressed, and unable to live up to the demands of those around you. There are times you really shine, put on a good front and pretend to be strong and people end up relying on you, putting you on a pedestal, believing you are magic and can do no wrong because you‘re superhuman. This is one of those weeks where that perfect image people have of you is a little shattered. Earlier in the week you‘re struggling to make it through the work without collapsing in a heap of anxiety. By midweek that‘s worn off but you‘re still exhausted, end of the week and into the weekend you‘re feeling like you failed people, let them down, and that you don‘t know what to do to get back in their good graces. Relax, refocus and tackle the next week with grace. You can do it!Ascendant: You can‘t please everyone

You can adult with the best of them, slide into work mode and kick ass like it‘s nobody‘s business when you want to. The trouble is dealing with the self-doubt, the worry that you could be doing more, the worry that you‘re letting important things slip through the cracks, the worry that you‘re not impressing people as much as you could be. Earlier in the week you feel like you could be and should be doing more, by mid-week you‘re in full blown workaholic mode, you know, those times you just work a 14 hour day without realizing it. By end of the week and into the weekend you‘re taking work home because you feel like you have no choice, and also because like Chicken Little you think the sky is falling and that if you don‘t get things wrapped up before Monday and the month of September gets here the plot of the movie the Day After Tomorrow will be enacted all over the world and you simply can‘t have work left incomplete. Ascendant: I doubt the apocalypse will happen if you don‘t get everything done

It feels like an ordinary week to you. Monday is like every Monday, better with coffee, even better with sex. You like your job enough to work it, but you‘re not obsessing about every little thing because there‘s really no point. You feel people are doing what they can and that nobody is actually a superhero, and that if you need to criticize their work it would probably be better if you just redid it for them instead of causing a ruckus. You‘re all about not rocking the boat with anyone this week. Earlier in the week you‘re in solitary work mode, meaning you work alone and you like it that way. I suppose if you‘re being forced into team situations you‘re going to have a rough couple of days but you‘ll likely take a leg of the work and leave the others to it. By midweek you‘re correcting everyone else‘s mistakes without telling them what you‘re doing, and by end of the week and into the weekend you‘re worrying more about the home projects than the work projects and working on the gargantuan effort it takes to refocus your mind on the other projects and stuff you have to do. Take it one task at a time this week. Ascendant: It‘s nice to see you mellowed out for a change

Sometimes you feel like you don‘t have any foundation in your life and that everything you‘re doing is built on a house of cards. This week you‘re feeling more panicked, anxious and nervous as decisions surrounding you seem to have been taken out of your control and you‘re stuck with other people deciding your future. The lack of control you currently have over your own life, and the fact you have to be a grunt, taking advice and direction from other people is what has you on edge. You like control just as much as the next person and having it taken from you is something that makes you scramble for a way to get your feet on the ground. Earlier in the week you‘re mostly a lemming, following the orders of other people, living in fear of what your future will become and taking cues from those around you to act more like them, be more like them. By mid-week you discover the more impossible parts of your situation and find the areas of your life where you do have some control. You‘re trying your best to regain your strength but it‘s not easy when you also have to survive in life and some of that does mean listening to the advice and guidance of others. By end of the week and into the weekend you know you may have some losses to cut, and you may have some moving on to do, but you‘re feeling a bit of your strength has been restored. It‘s a long road ahead. Ascendant: Gaining control over your life is sometimes the hardest thing to do.

There‘s no shortage of people irritating you in your world today and while you want to bite back and give those people a piece of your mind, you‘re also concerned with assessing whether or not your irritation is based on fact or opinion. You know better than to go into an argument without facts to back you up. In this case you‘d rather have the case put together before you voice your concerns with those around you. Earlier in the week you‘re introspective, assessing the situations in your life and deciding if there‘s a real need to act at this point. You‘re observing and collecting information, feeling very intense and passionate about your concerns in life, whether personal or work related, and you‘re waiting until the right time to act. You won‘t act by the end of the week or even into the weekend, but you will gather information and sit on it until the time is right to use it. Ascendant: You‘re a hunter, gatherer this week.

You‘re having a great week, if it weren‘t for the self-doubt. Sometimes even though you‘re living to your potential, doing what you should be, and hitting it out of the park you still worry that it‘s not good enough. You struggle with this concept of being good enough because you‘re so often passed over or forgotten due to your humanitarian nature. You‘re always willing to go above and beyond, and oftentimes others take advantage of that. Earlier in the week you‘re fretting that something you did was less than your best. By mid to late week you‘re sure that you‘re going to be called on about what you did wrong, and will be forced to do a lot of extra work to fix things. This could be in regards to a work project, a favor asked by a friend, or even a favor asked by a loved one. You get skittish about your relationships because you‘re always worried that people will see your flaws and either fire you, unfriend you or break up with you as a result. Stop worrying about these things! You are awesome when you believe in yourself!Ascendant: Believing in yourself will change everything.

An easy week for you because there‘s work you can handle, relationships you don‘t need to worry about, and personal projects you can dive into that are activating your creativity and pushing your boundaries. You‘re constantly raising the bar for your own expectations and the nice thing is that this week you meet and exceed your own standards. It means you‘ll be creating higher expectations for yourself, but it also means you‘re looking at new challenges for yourself. You‘re excited for these new opportunities and the ability to succeed at something new. Earlier in the week you‘re manifesting the kinds of challenges you want to tackle. By mid to late week you‘re sorting out the details, and getting excited about the potential for success, the way your life can change based on this new adventure. Throughout the weekend you‘re having trouble being in personal mode, not taking time for your relationships because this new adventure is taking precedence over everything else. Ascendant: New adventures can really take up a lot of your time

You‘re sad about the state of the world, the violence, arguments, everything you see on the news, you wish it would all go away and that people would learn how to negotiate and work together. Similarly in your own life you have some disputes you wish would go away. You‘ve tried to be reasonable, you‘ve even tried to dispense your knowledge, offered to solve the situation in a number of ways, but nobody is taking your advice or budging. You‘re feeling a lot like you can‘t do more than share your insights and expertise and if people don‘t want to follow your way of doing things, there‘s nothing more you can do to help them. Earlier in the week you‘re bogged down by the inability to understand the way others think, why they act the way they do, and why they can‘t see the world the way you do. By mid to late week you‘re forced into discussions regarding some personal disputes that affect you directly, but you feel very detached and factual about these things. Over the weekend you‘re reflecting on the success or failure of those discussions and where those situations will go in the future. Ascendant: Sometimes you can‘t help everyone

Life is easier when you find these pockets of reality that mimic fantasy and you can ride the wave until your bubble bursts and you‘re forced into the harsher sides of the reality you live in. Most of your problems stem from having to face harsher realities than the one you carefully construct for yourself. Your other major problem is when others want to create your reality for you and don‘t give you a say in how your reality is going to play out. You‘d really benefit from reading Robert Lanza‘s book on Biocentrism, great read. In the meantime, earlier in the week you‘re living in this fantasy bubble of reality you‘ve found / constructed for yourself. Expect that to be affected or altered by Thursday, and the rest of the weekend you feel like you‘re on a Tilt-a-Whirl ride, spinning a little bit out of control as you can‘t choose which reality to live in and have to live in the harsher one you‘d rather pretend doesn‘t exist at all. Ascendant: Some realities are harsher than others