February 20-26, 2017
Aries
You can‘t help but feel like you‘re in the land of bliss, having had a great weekend where you could forget the real world exists and flounce off into the land of fantasy. And hey, if you got to play video games while you were at it that‘s great! Of course, it‘s back to work, and you‘re feeling a little under your game, like you don‘t think you‘re going to achieve very much or be the all star player out there. This is leaving you in the lurch however because everyone around you is fighting to be the best and showing off their gold star colors and you feel like you walked in and lost an eating competition and you‘re not sure if because of that you‘re on the chopping block? You‘re super confused about how things are going down at work this week because you really don‘t know how you went from being the person fixing all the messes in the background to being the least important person on the team. You don‘t remember this being an episode of that old gameshow The Weakest Link and you certainly don‘t believe you‘re the weakest link at all, so people had better find something for you to do because you‘re getting ready to cry and or stalk off if you don‘t get what you want. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and somehow you‘ve become redundant and your importance in the workplace is nil. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and you‘re going to ask what you can do, how you can help, be a team player, anything to feel like things are okay. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and you‘ll feel pretty low, especially about how utterly blind you were about that person you started something with.Ascendant: Sometimes you‘re the statue and sometimes you‘re the pigeon
Taurus
You‘re feeling so zen and like you have this new lease on life that you didn‘t have before. You know, Thomas Edison found ten thousand ways not to make a lightbulb, but eventually he got there. So you found one way not to realize your dreams in life, but that doesn‘t mean there aren‘t other ways. You‘re going to be supremely focused on all that work you left to the way side though, and feeling like there‘s some successes in your current workplace that you haven‘t achieved yet. Sometimes you have to go to the edge of finding something you think is better, only to realize that what you have is pretty damned good, and that you haven‘t achieved everything you need to achieve right where you are. So you‘re going to be working more on that next promotion, being more dedicated to the company, and being more loyal to yourself, so that when golden opportunities knock you‘re going to make sure long before you get sucked in that someone isn‘t just peeing on your leg. You feel a bit foolish for being taken for a ride, but you got out before things got too serious, and you feel like you learned a lot so that‘s the most important part of it. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and you want to stay in your own shoes and do the things you‘re the best at. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and you‘re going to feel appreciative of what you already have. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and while you know success takes time, you‘re all focused on the best path possible for yourself.Ascendant: Sometimes you have to go to the edge to realize you like what you have
Gemini
You know that fulfillment in life that you only get from doing things completely the wrong way? You‘re not even suffering the consequences of being a slacker, you‘ve just managed to capitalize on it and you‘re living the good life, being able to be lazy, but also being able to excel at the things you really like doing at work. Believe me, you‘re going to make some enemies with this outlook on life, and you definitely won‘t be able to keep things rolling in the direction you want them to go in if you let your ego get the best of you. There‘s being the king of slacking and learning that you can get away with almost anything and then there‘s gloating about it and making everyone really envious and upset with you. If you‘ve got a sweet deal, then you need to shut it and just ride it out until something changes, otherwise the people you work with are going to change it for you faster than you can say lickety-split. It‘ll help if you actually try to help other people at work with all that extra time on your hands because you know, everyone else happens to be struggling to get their work done, where you‘re living in the lap of luxury here. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and you‘ve definitely found the best way to succeed. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and being there for others, giving advice or a hand is something that will go a long way. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and you see that everyone else is struggling, the least you can do is help them out.Ascendant: When you‘ve got it good, shut your mouth
Cancer
Everything can change and everything can seem like it‘s staying the same all at once. That‘s the weird nature of the universe, that when you want to be done with one thing you can‘t truly be done with it but you can be a new person, you can be a different person, you can have a different perspective and see things differently, and you can be in a different place in the universe, which if we get into the nature of the universe itself, will probably make your head spin. What you need to know is that you‘re not the same, even if things around you appear to be the same, as in, if you have to go to the same job, if you have to be around the same people for circumstantial reasons, even if you have to try to make something work, nothing is actually the same as it was before, and all the skeletons in the closet are out in the open. That‘s why you‘re going to feel mighty weird this week, because you really want to and need to distance yourself from certain things and certain people and you‘re finding that task impossible, sometimes even down right panic attack inducing. Take it one day at a time, just because you‘ve changed doesn‘t mean you‘ve manifested all the changes around you. They‘ll come, the physical world will catch up with you soon enough. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and even though you have to do the fundamental things, you don‘t have to think about them the same way you did before. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and it‘s okay to ask for advice if you need to. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and here‘s your changes, the physical universe catching up to the things you‘ve discovered. You know the universe will always give you what you need. Ascendant: You always have the tools you need to succeed
Leo
One of things you need to learn is how to be more tolerable. You often have this set of ideals in your head, maybe it‘s a list of rules or maybe it‘s just this smorgasbord of boundaries you give yourself, but whatever it is you need to ease up on the reins a bit because you‘re screwing yourself out of good opportunities simply because you‘re not open enough. You know it‘s okay if you want to try something new, and you can decide if one lifestyle or another isn‘t for you, that‘s the beauty about life, you don‘t have to subscribe to doing things in a certain way forever, you can change your method, pick and choose what works best for you. The other thing you have to realize is that nobody is going to judge you for the person you choose to be in life. You have to build your sense of self, but you have to be willing to be flexible, let yourself experience new and different things. Understand that sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn‘t, life is a big game of trial and error at times, and that‘s something you need to learn to excel at. You never know what‘s going to end up becoming something awesome and essential in your life. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and you need to give something new a chance, even if it‘s just a new way to do something you always do. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and if you need advice you know where to get it. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and even if life is weird, you‘ve got to admit it‘s kind of awesome. Ascendant: Give yourself a chance to experience something different
Virgo
It‘s like the lightbulb went off and you realized why you need to give other people purpose and empowerment and meaning. When you do this you make them feel like they‘re part of something bigger than themselves, they feel like they‘re doing something great for you, they feel like they actually matter, and in turn they‘re a lot more willing to help you out with the things you don‘t excel at. See? All you had to do was say you hadn‘t mastered a certain skill, and others would gladly give you their advice, a hand, or do it for you so you don‘t have to struggle with it. It was really as simple as asking someone else, and being a team player. You‘re all about getting feedback this week, talking to people and understanding their perspectives. You want to know what you can do to help them, and frankly you want to know what work you can shove off your plate, work that will make others feel good about themselves and work that only succeeds in making you feel awful about who you‘ve become. Sometimes when you divide it up, you end up finding something that makes you incredibly useful and proud, and that‘s one of the best things you can feel. Be sure to congratulate others for their successes, and they‘ll keep succeeding with you and for you. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and all you had to do was say you weren‘t good at it. Others would have helped. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and it‘s time to listen to people about their strengths and weaknesses. If you stop giving people things to do that they don‘t do very well, you‘ll have less stress. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and while you‘re not out of the woods yet, you‘re definitely in a better place.Ascendant: All it takes is listening and learning
Libra
Just because someone doesn‘t turn out to be who you thought they would be doesn‘t mean that you‘re wrong about everyone, or that you‘re wrong for trying to connect with and interact with people. Maybe it‘s okay that you‘re lost in your own bubble, that you need some time to be with yourself, so you can reorganize your thoughts and come to your senses a little bit. Sure, you tend to see the world in your own unique way and that‘s great, but sometimes you need to pull back and try to see things for the way they truly are. You‘re all about being gentle to yourself, especially giving yourself some new work goals so you don‘t completely piss off the people who are helping you pay your bills. Knowing you can ask people around you for help, knowing you can see them for the way they really are instead of the way you want them to be is also essential to gaining their attention and respect. You‘ll always have people who want to flock to you, who want to be more like you and who want to scrutinize every little thing you do. You‘ll never have to worry about having a shortage of people in your corner who are interested in unraveling the mystery of who you really are. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and it‘s time for some new goals, practical ones you can actually reach one day. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and everyone is super curious about what you‘re up to, and why you‘ve done this disappearing act. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and while you need some time to work things out with yourself, you‘re also willing to give yourself a chance.Ascendant: You‘ll always have people interested in what you‘re doing
Scorpio
You might be trying to curb this pessimistic outlook you have on life, but that‘s not something that‘s going to work for you. It‘s part of who you are and some of that involves embracing it rather than being afraid of it. The more you push it away the more you‘re going to make silly mistakes you don‘t need to make. You need to learn how to master your own strengths and weaknesses so that you don‘t have random episodes. This might be one of those things that becomes a work in progress, and for the rest of the week you focus on simple work tasks, on listening more than sharing your opinion and where you loosen up on the rules of order in your brain for a little bit, let yourself have some fun with what you‘re doing. There‘s no need to feel overwhelmed by the tasks ahead, and no need not to take care of your own needs in the grand scheme of things. What you do need to do is relax and let yourself see the bigger picture for a change, zoom out so you‘re not so hyper focused on all the mistakes Suzie is making this week. I mean she‘s going to make those mistakes next week too, you may as well let her figure it out on her own, or let someone else tell her what‘s what. Avoidance of confrontation might be your friend these days. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and you need to master your unique set of skills before it consumes you. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and you need to be detached, observational and learning. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and that theme, learning things, is going to continue to feature in your future.Ascendant: Master the things that make you who you are
Sagittarius
You‘re like a choose your own adventure novel, where you can‘t just read it from front to back, you have to stop at certain intervals, skip to different chapters, go back, reread a few things, and ultimately end up at an ending that seems to be to your liking. Whether you‘ve weathered the storm or not, you‘re learning that you have a right to choose your own adventure, that if one adventure isn‘t working out for you there‘s plenty of others you can go on, and you don‘t need to waste your time on people who aren‘t fitting in with your view of the world. You need to align with people who are comforting, accepting, humanitarians like yourself, people who don‘t want to rock the boat, but people who are passionate about helping other people. If you can‘t find a single compassionate bone in your boss‘s body then you‘re bound to be giving them your notice and walking away because ultimately, while you can play the bad guy for a good cause, you can‘t be the bad guy for a bigger bad guy, it doesn‘t work like that for you and you plainly won‘t risk your own mental health just to suit someone else‘s agenda. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and if there was ever a clear indication that it‘s time to choose an adventure, you‘ll be getting it now. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and you need to find the like-minded people who can work with your values in life. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and all of this is a to be continued kind of saga, no endings here, just new chapters.Ascendant: You need to write your own story in this case
Capricorn
You‘ve hit this point where you want to be zen about everything going on in your world. You have realized that you can‘t control everything, and you can‘t change everything, and that even when you try to make things happen faster than they‘re meant to, everything seems to come to a standstill. You‘re not interested in moving against the grain anymore, and this idea that you‘ll stay in your bubble is kind of ludicrous. The reason you float from one department to another, the reason you oversee multiple things, the reason you multitask is because that‘s what you‘re good at. You are the most valuable player in a lot of cases, and so you‘re never going to stay in one corner, stick to one box of things to work on, you‘re always going to want to know what‘s happening outside the box. And that‘s perfectly fine because a lot of people like reporting to you, they like your in charge attitude and the way you handle conflict resolution. They like how supported they feel when you‘re overseeing because it helps them feel like they‘re not alone with a mountainous pile of work to complete all on their own. You help motivate and inspire people to do good things. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and you‘re feeling so relaxed, like everything will get done in the time it was meant to be done in. You don‘t have to change the laws of time and space. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and you‘re busy inspiring your team, helping people get the things they need to do a better job. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and you‘re realizing that if you calm down a bit, everything will eventually get done.Ascendant: There‘s really no need to stress out about anything
Aquarius
All fired up and ready for life to continue being weird, that tends to be your motto these days. You‘ve got too many adventures on the go, too many things you want to do in the great big world and too many people you‘re not sure will want to do it with you. The thing is your adventures might be limited based on what you have at your disposal and you might have to resort to things like a Pokemon Go walk to find awesome creatures in the wild, as opposed to going anywhere exotic or crazy. I mean you do have a work schedule you have to pay attention to as well you can‘t just wander off and do whatever you want and think that‘s going to suffice, sometimes you have to get down to business. Fortunately, you also have some work goals that you want to complete and that‘s going to help keep you motivated on the work front. You just have ants in your pants and you might need to work and dance at the same time, which you know what? People need to put up with. I mean everyone gets used to you eventually, all your weird little quirks and your air guitar. You‘re constantly evolving and the people who are on board with you will be the ones who don‘t get left behind. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and you have so many adventures you need to go on it‘s amazing you can sit still at all. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and you‘re anticipating so much awesomeness it‘s not even funny. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and you‘re not letting anything get you down, if anything you don‘t want to hold back at all.Ascendant: You and that air guitar will travel the world
Pisces
There‘s a certain panic and pleasure that washes over you when you have absolutely no clue what the heck you‘re doing in the world. You‘ve hit this place where you‘re simply observing, existing, being and hoping that somewhere in that you‘ll come to find some goals, things you really want to do in the world, a legacy you want to leave, an achievement you want to have under your belt. For now, the existing is simply the best thing in the world, because you can watch the world go by, you can work some meaningless day job and not really care about it, check out mentally while you‘re doing that job, and the rest of the time you can focus on creative pursuits, philosophical thought processes and whatever else you decide is worthy of your time. Maybe some of those 1000 piece puzzles will be completed in your future. I think the main point here is that you‘re at a stripped to the absolute basics of your being and you‘re in the epic rebuilding stages of your identity and your life. You can do anything you put your mind to, be anything you choose to be, and do anything that gives you this passionate thrill. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius, moving to Capricorn on Tuesday and you have this lack of goals, of motivations of direction going on here. You‘re not even trying to fix it in at any kind of speed. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Thursday and you‘re deep in the trenches of your personal philosophy deciding what‘s really good for you and what isn‘t. We have a New Moon moving through Aquarius to Pisces on Saturday as Mercury moves to Pisces and you are okay to consider yourself a work in progress, it‘s one of the best things you can be right now.Ascendant: You are a canvas and the world is your paint