July 24 - 30, 2017
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Aries
You were getting into such a groove and feeling so positive about the direction your team was going in, but remember when I said that if you unbalanced the work, it would all come back on you eventually? Welcome to the week in which that proverbial crap hits the fan. You'll be feeling very motivational, and the thing is, once you've met that one person who will do all the work, you tend to just earmark them as your go-to person. So, you're on them like unicorns on rainbows not realizing how unfair you're being. You're going to find out as the week progresses, that you can't just work with that one person on the team you really like and watch Netflix with everyone else. You're going to feel like it might be time to pass the torch to another person, and it's time to evenly distribute the work, even if that means taking more of it onto your plate than you originally planned. It's all in the spirit of good fun and good adventure and you're feeling that need to explore just how tough these tasks could really be. It's not like you haven't done them before, but it's been a while, and you want to make sure you're not stepping on toes. You might just let that go to guy watch some Netflix, I mean even if he's not into the same shows, he definitely deserves a break. You probably shouldn't have passed off so much of your work onto that person. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you really need to stop going to your go-to guy. He's exhausted. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and you're going to get all the work back onto your plate. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side which is really just helping you deal with all this work in a positive way. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and your passionate side is taking off.Ascendant: Stop singling out that one person!
Taurus
You know that moment when you want to take all the work you've done, decide it's garbage and throw it out? You can't help but feel that way as the week begins and you've had this new revelation about it, and you feel like it might be time to go back to the drawing board. Before you do that, just relax, listen to your inner voice, don't go throwing away perfectly good work for nothing. You need to sit with yourself and think about whether or not it's really necessary to discard it all. You might find some gemstones in that, and besides, you spent so long on it, it seems like you shouldn't burn it all down, you should see it through to fruition. I know the Virgo energies this week are telling you that if it's not good enough you should just start over, but the Leo energies are saying you need to believe in yourself more, and you need to salvage what you can, even if the direction you're moving in is wildly different than the direction you were moving in before. You can make something out of this, you will find a way, you just need to employ some more optimism and you'll get there. Where is your adventurous and enthusiastic side? You need to get more in touch with that and realize that sometimes this happens, a project starts out one way and then it becomes something else, and you have to roll with that as it takes shape. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you're feeling the distinct need to start over from scratch. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and if you can just throw out everything you've done, burn it, dump it in the landfill, you'd do that. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side and showing you that you don't have to get rid of everything you've done. It's time to let things take shape. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and the truth is, you don't know if you have all the answers to life.Ascendant: You don't need to throw it all away
Gemini
It's new and a little alarming sometimes, but you don't want to take three steps forward and jump six steps backwards or get almost all the way to the end of that snakes and ladders game and then land on a snake and end up at the beginning again. You just want to continue climbing those proverbial ladders until you reach a plateau you're comfortable with. It doesn't even have to be some kind of success barrier, like you might see that finish line of success as some unreachable, unattainable, unreasonable goal, and you just don't need that in your life right now. You need to stay motivated and focused on the goals at hand. You need to remember that life is an adventure worth taking, and that the less you go on the adventure, the less you're able to get to the next state of enlightenment. You need to push away the naysayers inside your brain, and just continue exploring, even if it doesn't turn out the way you want it to the first few times, you'll find that with great practice you'll end up getting there. Sure, every time you try something new it's going to be hard work, that's the whole point though, you like challenges, you like learning new things, you like being good at lots of things, but you don't necessarily care about being the best at everything. If you get too focused on the idea of being able to play guitar like Jimmy Page (Zeppelin), you'll never get there. You just need to play guitar like you. The Moon begins the week in Leo and it's all baby steps and excitement. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and even though this isn't practical, it's exhilarating. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and you're feeling very passionate about the changes in your life.Ascendant: You don't need to focus on a goal, just focus on doing it for fun
Cancer
You know that great feeling when someone gets back to you and says you were right, and the problems you noticed were ones that definitely need to be fixed and now it's up to you, Captain Cancer to fix those issues and bring peace to the workplace? You didn't know walking into work today that they were going to send you to Edna to get a super suit, but you're being sent down to that department, and all you can think about is how you really don't want a cape. I mean capes are bad, they come with all sorts of issues and you don't feel like letting your downfall be the cape. You're really curious otherwise about what this super suit is going to look like and how it's going to work with all your natural, awesome abilities, but that's something you'll find out when you get there. I guess the point is, you didn't think that in raising a whole huge fuss about things that you'd also have to be the person donning the super suit to get it all fixed. But, if this means you get to order a bunch of new computers after doing all the research on which ones would be the best for the company, then sure, you don't mind, but um, you're going to do that research on your own personal laptop because if you have to deal with the archaic technology for one more moment, you're going to explode. You'll probably have a great talk with Edna about expectations, what kind of parameters she was given about your super suit. I mean she's so smart, she definitely knows everything about your super powers so she'll be able to keep you in the loop about your strengths and weaknesses. You'd really like to know early on if you're susceptible to Kryptonite because wow, if you end up encountering it in the field, you just want to know to avoid it. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you didn't expect what you walked into did you? The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and you're perplexed and a slightly concerned about this opportunity. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and you can't help but regale your friends with stories of your greatness.Ascendant: I wonder what kind of super suit Edna will make for you
Leo
When that insecurity hits you like a piano falling from a cliff, that’s when you really withdraw from everyone and start to think about how you can be better. You’re a little depleted energy wise, because you always go from being way up at the top, lighting fires under other people to get them moving and hoping they do a good job. But then you hit that overwhelmed place, where you wonder if you’re being more of a tyrant than a benevolent leader. You worry that you’re expecting too much from people, that nobody is really interested in taking that much time out of their day for you, that they don’t want to listen to you rant on and on about what’s wrong and how they have to be the ones to take action to fix it. You sometimes like to take work on your own shoulders that isn’t yours because reciting the riot act for people to get them to spring into action isn’t always fun. You don’t like being the whip cracker, the motivator, the one to inspire the greatness in others. Sometimes you want to just watch television all day, buy frivolous things on the internet and eat a lot of cake because it’s delicious. You know that you might be failing in some aspects of your life, but you also know that life is a journey and not a destination and that while today you might be failing, tomorrow you’re on top again, and everything is fine. You don’t want to think about what might be wrong because there’s a lot of things that are right. You just don’t know if you’re up for this next leg of the journey and you sort of want some time to rest before you jump into it head first. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you can’t stop seeing your flaws for what they are. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and you wonder if your leadership is cumbersome on the people you’re leading, or if they really like you being in charge. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side but you don’t want to take this journey yet. You need time to rest. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and you can’t help but see how you’re messing up your relationship too.Ascendant: You’re being too hard on yourself and you know it
Virgo
The best thing you can do is train someone to be you when you can’t be you. I know it sounds ridiculous but you need someone to be your second in some way, someone who can step in when you just want to sit on your patio, and do the work for you. If you remember that show Astro Boy from the 80’s, there was this episode where Astro Boy wanted to go off and play for the day but he had to be school. So he just split himself in half, sent part of himself to school while the other part of him went off to play. Of course, it backfired on him in that his doppelganger was always stuck doing the things his primary side didn’t want to do and then he ended up feeling like he was getting the short end of the stick, but that’s just the way it goes sometimes. You know you’re not going to be able to train someone that will take over for you, and frankly you don’t want to be training someone so well that they can replace you anyway, but you do need someone who can hold down the fort when you’re not around, especially since you’ve been planning to leave and you don’t want to be called while in Cuba because some disaster is happening and you’re not there. You want this vacation time to be work free, and the only way to ensure that is to train someone else so you don’t have to do all the things. This might end up being the blessing in disguise that you need. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you just need a second pair of eyes in life. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and you’re going to talk to someone, get them to be your second in command. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side and you’re planning some seriously awesome adventures. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and you’re taking one of those adventures now.Ascendant: When you can’t just doppelgang yourself . . .
Libra
You can’t help but feel like even if nothing changes and everyone goes back to their old ways, at least you tried. At least you can say you did everything in your power, you didn’t give up, you didn’t get discouraged and you didn’t let the world drag you down. You can say you tried to rise above and fight the stereotypes and the craziness and even though you didn’t get where you wanted to go, at least you made steps towards it. There are always more steps to go, but it’s hard to get people to care about your venture. It’s hard for them to want to sign onto your project and help you see it through to fruition. A lot of people will stop caring long before you do and that’s fine for them because they weren’t the types of people you wanted in your corner anyway. You want people who can vibrate at your same frequency, people who can bring positivity and solutions and peace and love into your life. You want people who will help you rebuild from all the times you had to wipe the slate clean and start from scratch. So no, you don’t have a choice but to continue fighting for the dream you envisioned, you have no choice but to let yourself shine with pride and joy, and let other people see the things they’re missing out on by not getting on board the way they should. In the early days of comic con there were a lot of naysayers, people who heard about the event but didn’t go because they’re not people who “get involved” they just sit in the background in their basements watching their shows on TV instead of getting out there. Those people eventually regretted it as word of mouth spread about how awesome it was, what they got to see and do, and what these basement dwellers were missing out on. Safe to say, it took a while, but the basement dwellers decided to get over it and come out to the events too. Most of them have been happier since. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you’re going to fight even if there’s no point anymore. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and you’ve created the building blocks, now for the next steps. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and you’re hoping to pull the right people into your life.Ascendant: Not all the basement dwellers were happy . . .
Scorpio
This is that moment you’ve been waiting for, the quintessential moment of truth, the epitome of your career. You are either going to knock it out of the park with some new techniques, and new ways of expressing yourself, or you’re going to degenerate back into your comfortable ways and you’re not going to learn anything, and you’ll continue experiencing the same things you’ve always experienced. You will likely kick into a robotic work mode, and forget all about the personal opinions you have, subscribing instead to the monotonous, “what everyone believes” transcript of life rather than being an individual and voicing your own opinions. In this case, it might help you to curb some of the more negative thoughts inside your brain, and it might help you with this dichotomy between seeing the positives, and pointing out all the negatives. It might be simpler not to think your own thoughts, or be in touch with your own creativity. It would also be a good time to get back to thinking about that big dream, and maybe those travel plans and instead of being so concerned and focused on the drama that permeates everyone’s life, just be focused on doing some great things for you. Don’t worry about the small things, or the small people who aren’t serving your life. Go out and do what you want to do. You owe it to yourself to have some happy memories, to have situations that make you smile, and through those experiences, you’ll magically develop a sunnier outlook on life. Some of you are already there, but you struggle with times like these when something just has you so offended you want to become Darth Vader. Don’t do it Anakin! You can get through this! Take a vacation, breathe, don’t become the greatest movie villain in history. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you are either kicking butt or getting your butt kicked. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and you’re just going to regurgitate the company manual. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and your passions are coming out fierce and strong.Ascendant: This is all about finding balance
Sagittarius
One of your dreams in life is to be able to inspire and motivate others to do great things, without having them use you as a stepping stone to get to those great things. You know what I mean? It’s like, you want to find your own plateau in life, and manage to maintain that, and then you want to help others find their plateaus, but you don’t want them eroding or tearing down or shrinking your plateau just to get to theirs. You also don’t want those people thinking their plateau has to be higher than yours, that they have to surpass the teacher in order to be accepted in society. I think that’s the most insensitive and ridiculous thing people can do. They think that what they’re learning from you is great in the beginning, and then they have to do better than you just to prove their worth in society. That in some backhanded way is saying that the level you’ve achieved in life is simply not good enough, but thanks for teaching them the building blocks so they can go fly a kite higher than your kite and make their kite bigger and better and make you feel like your kite is this dinky, small, insignificant thing. What you need to do is spot those people head on and teach them nothing. You just need to block them out of your life because they don’t serve your life purpose. It’s great if they want to learn from you, learn from others, achieve great things, but stepping on you in the process, learning from you and then going off and taking all the glory, and becoming competition for you isn’t what you had in mind. You wanted to lift others up out of the goodness of your heart, you didn’t want them to go off and backstab you. Recognize the signs early on, if it seems like they’re just using you, they probably are. People aren’t as mysterious as they think they are. The Moon begins the week in Leo and even though you want to lift others up, you want to lift the right others up. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and you’re going to be spotting the people who are only using you. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side and finding people who are in your life for genuine reasons. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and there’s some passion flowing through you.Ascendant: You’re not here to be used
Capricorn
You did this so that you could get other people involved, make their lives better, improve their day to day workflow, and now that you’ve got this invention, or discovery, or groundwork done, you can safely hand it off to the people who are going to manage it for you because that’s not the part of this you wanted to have a hand in. It’s like musicians who make art with their music. Sure, when they first start out they not only have to do the creative bits in making the music, but they also have to be their own business managers, marketers, negotiators, etc. They can’t just make the music, hand it off to their record label and let those people do the rest of the leg work in making it known to the world, they have to do it all themselves. Frankly, you just wanted to do the creative part, and hand the rest of it off to the people who will take it the next leg. You don’t have the time or the energy behind you to both be creative and then switch hats and be a business minded person, or switch hates again and figure out how to market it. You don’t know photography and taking the photos for your own cover, or making up the artwork. You’ve got a concept in mind, but you want to hand that off as well and tell them to make it look good, make it look like something people will be interested in, people with disposable income that can spend money on an album, people who will download it on iTunes. It doesn’t need to be super fancy, but it does need to be appropriate for the album itself. That’s all you want, someone to do the practical work so you can continue living in the land of your creativity. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you’re ready to give this project wings and let someone else take it to task. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and you don’t want to do the practical work. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and you’re alive with your passions.Ascendant: You just wanted to make the music
Aquarius
You know when it’s time to stop doing stupid things to yourself and get back to being the run of the mill, genius / train wreck / how-did-they-get-away-with-that person you’ve always been. So it comes as no surprise that even when you walk into work with those epic tan lines people are just amazed at how you managed to go to Australia in the first place. You know, just on a whim, just for a weekend, like some crazy Jack Sparrow stunt that happened to work out in your favor. You just feel so open and frugal about money, like having it is great but spending it is what you’re supposed to do in life right? Spending it on things you want to enjoy in life should be the mandate for everyone, don’t spend money unless what you’re buying will bring you joy, if it doesn’t bring you joy don’t buy it. And yeah, think about it, even kitty litter will bring you joy considering the alternative, toilet paper, tampons, car insurance, you get the idea. There’s definitely things you don’t want to spend money on but you do it because the alternative is far worse. So, in some way everything brings you joy, even the practical things eventually bring you joy. You’re going to live in this in between place where you can both be happy about the mundane things in life, and you can be a realist about it, and make the hard decisions when you have to. Some people are going to wonder how you can remain calm and happy despite having to deliver bad news, or even yell at them about what they’re doing wrong. You don’t know how to explain it to them, but you just don’t get emotional about stuff like that. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you are a joyful person, everyone knows it, and they definitely marvel at it. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and that practicality plus joy is somehow working out for you now, it doesn’t feel like your heart is being crushed every time things have to get a little real. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and you’ve got so much passion you don’t know what to do with it. Ascendant: You do it for the joy it brings, because you’re a joyful person
Pisces
Shut down, stay open, shut down, stay open, you truly cannot decide right now which way you want to go. Part of you is leaning into that shut down mode, that full business mode, no emotions because emotions only get in the way of logic and logic is king, and you have way too much control over your emotions and that’s how evil corporations get started, someone shuts their heart off like Damon off Vampire Diaries and the next thing you know, nobody is caring about the little guys, or humanity, or anything really. So they make decisions based on the numbers because they’ve become robots and anyone that is underperforming is just let go, no more chances. It’s like, nobody seems to think maybe that employee has a terminal illness they’re fighting and they’re trying to get a handle on it and they’re doing the best they can. Productivity isn’t everything, loyalty is also a thing, and you can have someone who doesn’t perform as well as everyone else, but loyalty is important. I mean look at 300, Leonidas turned away that deformed Spartan and that Spartan turned around and joined Xerxes! You don’t want to treat people like they’re numbers, like a collection of strengths and weaknesses that either help or hinder the company. You want those people to jump ship or get fired for not living up to standards and join the opposition? They will do it, everyone needs to have their time in the sun and they will look for a way to be successful with or without your blessing. So my advice is to stay open, continue sharing those feelings and thoughts, don’t shut down into that emotionless void, because all you’ll do is become the faceless representative of an evil corporation. The Moon begins the week in Leo and you can go either way here. The Moon and Mercury move to Virgo on Tuesday and if you want to see everything in numbers, that’s one thing, but don’t see people that way. Corporations are still made of people, so are most businesses. The Moon moves to Libra on Thursday as the Sun is in conjunction with Mars accenting your adventurous and enthusiastic side, hopefully it’s not enthusiasm about firing people. The Moon moves to Scorpio on Saturday and the truth is you need your emotions.Ascendant: This is the perfect recipe for the beginning of an evil corporation
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